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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7383 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 46 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5779 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best opening scene you’ve ever seen. Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a flash mob of dancing villagers, a chorus of singing parrots, and a fireworks display that puts Disney to shame. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against a horde of evil llamas led by a llama king, or participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (trust us, it’s harder than it sounds).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that!
