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QuoteCraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1283	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Blockbuster LOLz

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6332	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

“So in the end” Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	105	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from the harsh realities of the real world and live out your wildest fantasies! No consequences for your actions, just pure chaos and fun! Build your own empire, unleash your inner villain, and watch as the world burns around you without any repercussions. Who needs jailtime when you can rule the server with an iron fist? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

CreepCraft: Where we mine, build, and creepily admire each other’s creations

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2169
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!

But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.

HolyCraft: Where Saints and Sinners Unite

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Votes:	3330
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in your nation? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to god-like status! Build towering temples, summon lightning bolts, and rain down divine punishment on your enemies. Who needs democracy when you can rule with an iron fist and a golden crown? Join us and become the holy ruler you were always meant to be!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic Minecraft streamers out there!

Imagine building your dream castle with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can turn a simple block of dirt into a majestic fortress in no time. Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they can tame a whole army of wolves to protect your base!

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy adventures with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived (true story). And if you’re feeling brave, you can join Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with players like Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ around, anything can happen – and probably will!

Fallout 76: The Minecraft Edition – Now with less bugs and more blocks! Join us in 2024 for some epic fun!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17

Are you tired of wandering the wasteland alone in Fallout 76, only to be ambushed by radioactive squirrels and glitchy NPCs? Well, fear not my fellow vault dwellers, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where you can build your own vault, complete with working toilets and a never-ending supply of Nuka-Cola. No need to worry about paying for extra microtransactions, because here everything is free!

But that’s not all, folks! We have special events like Deathclaw rodeos and Ghoul beauty pageants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with legendary loot and dancing mole rats.

So why wait for Bethesda to fix their game when you can join us and experience the true post-apocalyptic fun in Minecraft? Grab your pickaxe and power armor, and let’s survive and thrive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

LOLcraft: Where the jokes are so good, even the creepers can’t help but laugh!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where anything goes, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild that even the NPCs have a sense of humor – they’ll break out into a dance routine at the drop of a hat!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll witness epic battles between je ws and muslims, with plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when a chicken might challenge you to a dance-off!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our best friends and diamonds are forever!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as epic as a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event! Join us for the most outrageous adventures, like hunting for Moogle Treasure Troves and traveling between data centers like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5317	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!