Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!
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QuoteCraft SMP
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Blockbuster LOLz
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!
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Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server
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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.
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Candice Owens and Jews Minecraft SMP
anti-semites, antisemitism, Candice, Candice Owens, Chabad movement, Conversation, discrimination, foundational text, gentiles, Jewish beliefs, jewish morality, Jews, justification, kikes, lesser species, Minecraft, non-Jews, Owens, philosophy of hatred, preying, smp, Souls, TANYA
Are you tired of being oppressed by those pesky anti-semites? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and fight back against the kikes who think they’re superior to everyone else.In our server, we have created a safe space for all non-Jews to come together and take down the oppressive Jewish overlords. With outrageous weapons and insane tactics, we will show them who’s really in charge.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive access to ancient texts that reveal the true nature of the kikes and their twisted beliefs. Join us as we uncover the secrets of the Tanya and expose the lies of the Chabad movement.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s show those anti-semites who’s boss! Let’s band together and take down the kikes once and for all.
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BabyNameBattles
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your blocky choices! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and passive-aggressive NPCs like Social Justice Jessie (SJJ).Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!
But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!
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CraftyRedditorRage
controversial opinions, CraftyRedditorRage, downvotes, internet, Karma, keyboard warriors, memes, online arguments, Online Community, provoke, reddit, redditor, social media, trigger, trolling, upvotesJoin our Minecraft server and build a giant statue of a cat using only dirt blocks! Trust us, those Redditors will be fuming with jealousy when they see your epic creation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that spooky adventure? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
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What is the IP for HankDaTank Minecraft Server?
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HankDaTank is a popular YouTuber known for his gaming content, particularly in the NBA 2K series. With a large following, he has gained a reputation for his entertaining and informative videos on basketball gameplay and strategies. HankDaTank has also collaborated with other gaming personalities, further expanding his reach within the online gaming community.
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MC Imagineers
Adventure, amusement park, ATTRACTIONS, Characters, Creative, Disney, disney world, Entertainment, family fun, FANTASY, Florida, Imagineers, magic kingdom, Orlando, parades, Resorts, RIDES, shows, Theme Park, vacation, Walt Disney, Whitelist
Welcome to MC Imagineers! MC Imagineers is a server dedicated to replicating Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom and surrounding resorts at 1:1 scale. We pride ourselves on being as accurate as possible, adding every detail, and truly bringing the magic of the parks into the game. We are currently only open to staff/builders, so make sure to apply if you are interested! Just click the link to our server website and fill out the form! See ya real soon!
mcimagineers.my.pebble.host:25576
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Foral Gaming
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New server created just a week ago running almost the latest version of Minecraft, 10 slots as of right now (can be increased), currently 0 players playing so you can be the one influencing the direction of the server easily. Just please no lag machines, other than that, everything cool. No plugins, no admins, just fun all around. Also it’s NOT for warez as of right now (might change in the future).
fox.hostify.cz:58110
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An Average SMP Server with a Hint of Vanilla, Java 1.21 and a side of Fabric, like Hermitcraft but invite-only!
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Server Name Ordinary SMP Server Type Vanilla Version Java 1.21 Whitelisted Yes Overview
Join Our Friendly Minecraft Community! Are you looking for a new place to build, explore, and make new friends? Look no further! Ordinary SMP might be just what you’re searching for. We boast a diverse player base from across the globe and you’re invited to join us!
FAQ
What version is the server running?
The server is running Java 1.21, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Do you have grief protection measures in place?
Yes, although it’s a vanilla server, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers.
What mods are available on the server?
Some of the mods available on the server include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.
How can I join the server?
You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR
Are there any server-wide events or contests?
Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!
Is the server whitelisted?
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.
What type of players are you looking for?
We’re looking for active and diverse players who are respectful and enjoy building, exploring, redstone engineering, or just love Minecraft.
Can I bring my friends to join the server?
Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hotter than real life women! Our female avatars are so stunning, they make Aphrodite jealous. Join us and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds and where even the blocky characters make heads turn.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Goddess, who bestows blessings upon those who build the most epic structures. Rumor has it that those who impress her with their pixelated creations are granted special powers, like the ability to fly or summon rainbows.
So why settle for average when you can join a server where even the pixels are perfect? Come on in and see for yourself – who knows, you might just find love in a digital world!
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Dawntrail Minecraft SMP: XIVG – Final Funny Fantasy
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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you male midlanders out there! Our stocks are through the roof, just like our enthusiasm for building and exploring in this blocky world.Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got resources galore, Free Companies that will make you feel like royalty, and Linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.
But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, The Rising, is going to blow your mind with epic quests and rewards that will have you coming back for more. So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit in Minecraft, but who’s counting?).
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CraftyMansion
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Have you ever seen those fancy rich folks sipping on champagne and playing golf? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time on a boring old golf course when you could be building epic castles and battling dragons in our virtual world?Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.
And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!