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  • CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

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    🌍đŸ€Ș Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!

    1. The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!

    2. The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!

    3. Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well
 let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!

    4. Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!

    5. Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!

    6. The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!

    7. The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!

    So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✹

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  • ⚡SKYMINE – 1.20.2 survival WITHOUT GM⚡ Minecraft server

    ⚡SKYMINE – 1.20.2 survival WITHOUT GM⚡ Minecraft server

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    Welcome to SkyMine, a unique Minecraft server that combines classic vanilla survival with exciting clan wars and duels! Here you will find an advanced economy that allows you to trade, invest and prosper in the world of Minecraft. Our server offers many cool features that make the game more interesting and dynamic.

    Discover new opportunities in the world of Minecraft on the SkyMine server. Here you can join a clan or create your own to fight for dominance in the world. Participate in duels to prove your skills and earn respect among other players. The SkyMine server offers not only exciting combat adventures, but also a unique economic system. Here you can trade resources, create your own stores and develop your business skills. This advanced economic system adds a new level of strategy and planning to your game. All of these features are backed by an amazing community and attentive administration who are constantly working to improve the server and add new exciting features. Join us on the SkyMine server and start your unforgettable Minecraft adventure today!

    MC.SKYMINE.SU

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  • DestinyRealms

    DestinyRealms

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    DestinyRealms IP: play.destinyrealms.net Versions: 1.9 – 1.19

    The gamemodes (or realms as we call them) we offer are:

    MMOSMP Realm: An SMP Server with tons of fun quests and MMO Elements! Sky Realm: A Skyblock server with fun additions! Earth Realm: An SMP Server on a map based on the Earth! Including a real time dynamic map.

    We have spent over 2 years working on a network that is going to blow you away! Our servers are running on top notch hardware and we’ll be online 24/7. Everything has been made with love!

    play.destinyrealms.net

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  • Bibliogames

    Bibliogames

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    Bibliogames is one of Norway’s largest Minecraft servers, and one of the only vanilla servers without an economy. We have a self-developed plot system, which makes it easy to create, manage and share plots with friends. This is a family friendly server, with moderation and a nice community! Come by 😀

    Mc.bibliogames.no

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  • 1v1best

    1v1best

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    Java Only

    1V1BEST.ploudos.me

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  • CrazyHamster #2 Minecraft server

    CrazyHamster #2 Minecraft server

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    I want to invite you to the CrazyHamster server. This is a MCPE server, version 1.2.X. Even though this is not a top project, I really want you to go there, maybe you’ll like it… I won’t tell you much about our server, just come and take a look… I’m waiting for you there…

    crazyhamster.ru:19133

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  • Nightfall

    Nightfall

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nightfall is a semi-anarchy Java server, with a friendly player base, mostly vanilla features, and helpful staff. We have recently started the server from scratch, revamping our spawn, plugins, and much more. We do not use features such as /home and /tp that take away from the vanilla anarchy environment, but we do allow the /trade command to be used at spawn only. We also have a fully automated mob arena where players can fight waves of mobs, with events and prizes planned in the future. We also plan to add a dedicated pvp zone in the future. So if vanilla anarchy is what you are looking for, then you are looking for Nightfall. Join us!

    nightfallmc.org

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  • Toxic Rain Server

    Toxic Rain Server

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    Toxic Rain server is a family run server. We are looking for more friends to come and join us and have some fun. Server is modded and will have a Mod list Uploaded soon so to easily have access to the mods needed to join.

    This is a Forge server we are using version Forge 37.0.81

    51.81.63.252

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  • Dedi prison

    Dedi prison

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    SAID PRISON———————————————

    Welcome to the new opening of Dedi Prison. Unlike most Minecraft networks, we’re a fully dedicated prison server development team. We value community feedback with the highest priority to ensure your stay at Dedi Prison is as intuitive and of course as fun as possible!

    You’ll find…

    CreativityFriendly CommunityDedicated/Awesome StaffLots of ranks! (25+ and much more to come…)Plot worldPrison minesParkourCustom buildsPrestige’s

    dediprison.com

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  • LazyDays SMP

    LazyDays SMP

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    Welcome to LazyDays SMP. We strive to give you the best possible vanilla experience.

    This is a small SMP with toggle PVP. You can enjoy the game and choose when you want to fight. You also have the ability to claim land, so all your stuff stays safe.

    I hope you enjoy your time on the server!

    smp.lazydays.info

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  • Ps survival

    Ps survival

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    Potion Studios Survival (PS Survival) is a fun Vanilla-Styled Minecraft server for 1.19!! PS Survival offers anti-grief shovels, custom-made PVP arenas, economy/shop plugins/non-OP styled loot crates, basic essentials plugins, and more! We’re a very community-oriented environment that is guaranteed to make memorable experiences!!

    155.94.181.125

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