memorable insults Minecraft Servers

memorable insults

  • Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

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    🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

    Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

    ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

    Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

    And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

    So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

    So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Anarchy Network: Pure Survival Experience – 1.21.4

    Anarchy Network: Pure Survival Experience – 1.21.4

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    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Key Features Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
    Gameplay Mechanics The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
    Community Aspects The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.5, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues! The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M). No map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t? While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
    If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats? This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: Join our Discord

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP With No Name: Vanilla Whitelist Fabric Hermitcraft-Like

    SMP With No Name: Vanilla Whitelist Fabric Hermitcraft-Like

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    SMP With No Name Minecraft Server

    Server Name SMP With No Name
    Minecraft Version 1.21.5
    Whitelist Yes
    Location Germany (EU Hosted)
    Server Type Fabric (Vanilla+ with performance & QoL mods)

    About the Server:

    Welcome to the SMP With No Name — literally. We haven’t bothered picking a name because we’ve been too focused on actually playing. We’re a brand new Vanilla+ server looking for laid-back, mature players who enjoy building, exploring, and just vibing with a community.

    If you love that early-game survival grind and want to get in right at the start, now’s the perfect time.

    Features:

      • Whitelist-only SMP
      • Styled chat & optional voice chat
      • Performance mods: Sodium, Lithium, Krypton, ServerCore
      • Datapacks: 1-player sleep, graves, timber, head drops, and more
      • No chat reports, clean UI, and proper moderation tools (BanHammer, etc.)
      • Build what you want — just be lag-conscious
      • No griefing, stealing, or surprise PvP

    Rules Snapshot:

      • Respect everyone — no toxicity
      • No cheating (even unlisted ones), griefing, or stealing
      • Keep it appropriate for all
      • PvP only with mutual agreement
      • Ask before building close to others

    How to Join:

    Hop into our Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/yCnZdQQq6X

    We’re just getting started — perfect time to join and shape the world from day one.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GoobersSMP Vanilla 1.21.4 – Pure Vanilla Mechanics and Special Features – Join Now!

    GoobersSMP Vanilla 1.21.4 – Pure Vanilla Mechanics and Special Features – Join Now!

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    GoobersSMP Overview
    Launch Date April 17, 2025
    Version Minecraft 1.21.4
    Discord Join our Discord and get whitelisted! » discord.gooberssmp.com

    Key Features

      • 🔧 Pure Vanilla Mechanics
        • Redstone: 100% untouched, no alterations.
        • Mobs: Default spawning & AI—just like Mojang intended.
      • ✨ Special Features
        • Grave Despawn Timer: Items stay safe in your grave for 10 minutes.
        • Infinite Villager Trading: Never worry about trade lockouts.
        • Shulker Access: Open shulker boxes straight from your inventory.
        • Proximity Chat: Immersive local voice chat in-game.
        • Anti-XRay & Seedcracker Protection: Level playing field for all.
      • ✅ All players welcome! Premium and cracked accounts can join.

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any restrictions on joining the server? A: No, all players are welcome regardless of account type.
    Q: How long do items stay safe in the grave? A: Items remain in the grave for 10 minutes.
    Q: Is voice chat available in-game? A: Yes, proximity chat provides immersive local voice communication.
    Q: What protection measures are in place against cheating? A: Anti-XRay and Seedcracker Protection ensure a fair playing environment.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vnlla Anarchy SMP – Semi-Anarchy Survival Server 18+ 1.21.4 Vanilla AntiCheat

    Vnlla Anarchy SMP – Semi-Anarchy Survival Server 18+ 1.21.4 Vanilla AntiCheat

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Brand-New Server – Launched March 30th True Vanilla Survival Griefing, raiding, and PvP allowed
    Gameplay Mechanics No land claims, no protections /tp and /home commands available No cheating allowed
    Community Aspects Active moderation Stable & Lag-Free server
    Server Address Vnlla.live Bedrock Port: 25570

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, griefing is allowed, but cheating is not tolerated.

    Are there any land claims or protections?

    No, the server operates on a true vanilla survival experience without any land claims or protections.

    What commands are available for easier gameplay?

    Players have access to /tp and /home commands to make travel easier.

    How is cheating handled on the server?

    Cheaters are swiftly dealt with by active moderation to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CubeSMP Community – Whitelist Vanilla Survival Server 1.21.5

    CubeSMP Community – Whitelist Vanilla Survival Server 1.21.5

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    The CubeSMP Minecraft Server

    Key Features Small and active community
    Gameplay Mechanics Survival mode with quality of life plugins like coreprotect, chunky, UAR, and more
    Community Aspects Focus on meeting people, making friends, and building together
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ

    Q: What is The CubeSMP?

    A: The CubeSMP is a small and active survival Minecraft server with a focus on community building.

    Q: What plugins do you have?

    A: We have quality of life plugins like coreprotect, chunky, UAR, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Q: How can I join?

    A: Join our Discord using the link provided above to become a member of The CubeSMP community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Boredom MC – Mature Community SMP Whitelist HermitCraft-Like 1.21.4

    Boredom MC – Mature Community SMP Whitelist HermitCraft-Like 1.21.4

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    Boredom SMP Minecraft Server

    Key Features
      • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
      • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
      • Optional Proximity Chat
      • Donations for cosmetics only, no pay-to-win
      • Active staff support
      • Community projects and events
    Community Aspects
      • Close-knit group of respectful adults
      • Server-wide events and competitions
      • 100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
      • Long-term community with freedom and acceptance
    Server Details
      • Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
      • Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 2TB NVME Storage
      • Location: Coventry, United Kingdom
    Links

    FAQ

    Q: Is the server in online mode?

    A: Yes, the server does not support cracked accounts.

    Q: When did Season 5 start?

    A: Season 5 started on January 3rd, 2025.

    Q: Are there server events and monthly border expansions?

    A: Yes, the server has regular events and expansions.

    Q: What is the server’s stance on content creators?

    A: Content creators are welcome, and perks are offered based on activity and following.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cobblewilds Modded SMP – Build Automated Colonies with Cobblemon, Minecolonies, and Create

    Cobblewilds Modded SMP – Build Automated Colonies with Cobblemon, Minecolonies, and Create

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Building fully automatic colonies
    Gameplay Mechanics Connected colonies via train lines, player shops, public transportation system
    Community Aspects Active Discord server, self-hosted with 48GB RAM and 16 CPU cores
    Server IP minecraft.atech.ninja
    Website Visit Website
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    Visit our website for a guide on how to join the server.

    What mods are used on the server?

    We use cobblemon, minecolonies, and create mod.

    Is the server open to new players?

    Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Galactic Republic Adventures: Bedrock Clone Wars RP Realm

    Galactic Republic Adventures: Bedrock Clone Wars RP Realm

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Clone Wars/Star Wars RP realm for bedrock
    Gameplay Mechanics Weekly sessions with missions, PvP, PvE, trainings, custom modded armors, blasters, sabers, etc.
    Community Aspects Opportunity to become a Clone Trooper, Jedi, or Republic Commando, promote to high ranks, and lead the Republic
    Discord ms.bellaa

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    Contact ms.bellaa on Discord to join the Clone Wars/Star Wars RP realm for bedrock.

    What activities are available on the server?

    Weekly sessions with missions, PvP, PvE, trainings, and custom modded armors, blasters, and sabers.

    Can I choose my role on the server?

    Yes, you can become a Clone Trooper, Jedi, or Republic Commando and have the opportunity to promote to high ranks.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CoopCraft Auction House

    CoopCraft Auction House

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    Coo Cluck Craft

    Join the Coop!

      • Java SMP DISCORD WHITELISTED
      • Simple Voice Chat
      • Economy System
      • Auction House
      • Crossplay JAVA / BEDROCK

    mc.coocluckclan.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Survival IDK Server

    Survival IDK Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Minecraft Server!

    Join now for a survival adventure with the RTP teams Hom Sethu, and more! Enjoy special privileges and an economy system. See you there!

    idk_1243.aternos.me

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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