Hey folks!! A new SMP server is coming in 2 weeks! Mark your calendars for Friday, June 20. If we hit 25 members before then, we might launch sooner! 😄
It’s pure vanilla Minecraft. No fancy stuff, just the real deal. You can build, explore, or chill with pals. This SMP is all about making a fun and close community. ❤️
Wanna be part of the fun? Join our Discord!
But seriously, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, you gotta join our SMP. We have like, a secret underground base full of enchanted golden carrots and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. And like, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle where the winner gets a pet unicorn. It’s like, totally insane, bro.
So yeah, if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and epic Minecraft moments, you gotta join us. Just remember, don’t let your parents count to 0 unless you’re ready for some next level stuff to go down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Join us if you want to show off your impressive body count and share your creative hiding techniques with other players. Maybe you buried them all in a giant pit of lava or turned them into decorative statues for your base – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have regular events like “Hide and Seek with the Bodies” where you can put your hiding skills to the test and win some epic prizes. So come on down to our server and let your inner psychopath shine! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.
also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!
