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CrazyCraftXmasLunch

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of spending Christmas with boring relatives who just talk about the weather and their latest knitting project? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be spending Christmas lunch with the craziest bunch of players you’ve ever met!

Imagine sitting down to a virtual feast with a group of players who have built a giant turkey out of blocks, decorated the entire dining hall with twinkling lights, and are wearing Santa hats made out of diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

During dessert, you might find yourself in a snowball fight with a group of mischievous elves, or racing reindeer around a track made entirely of candy canes. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Minecraft Santa flying overhead in his sleigh pulled by a team of flying pigs.

So why spend Christmas with your boring relatives when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a holiday experience like no other!

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5291
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Star Shards Collected:	284	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4326	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9242

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	7252
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1289

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	5236
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	9420	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!