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MemeWar Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mines Excavated:	2118
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP

bad names, better name, brand awareness, brand identity, brand image, brand perception, brand recognition, creative names, Improvement, marketing strategy, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, product branding, Product Design, product development, product names, rebranding, Renaming, smp, Suggestions, TerribleNamesBeGone, terribly named

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.

So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?

But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.

ColorfulCraft

color, color choice, color choices, color favorites, color options, color preference, color preferences, color selection, color selections, color tag, colorfulcraft, Favorite, favorite color, favorite color question, long tail tag, personal color preference, tags, what is your favorite color

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3758
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	713	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join our Minecraft server because we have a rainbow sheep farm where you can dye them any color you want! Want a pink sheep? We got you covered. How about a neon green sheep? No problem! Our sheep are the most fashionable in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just make sure to bring your diamond armor in case things get wild.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the rainbow. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Military, Military Action, peace talks, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strikes, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	74	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ UKRAINE BE LAUNCHING MAJOR STRIKES ON RUSSIAN CITIES AND WE NEED UR HELP TO FIGHT DA BADDIES! BUILD BOMB SHELTERS, CRAFT MISSILES, AND DEFEND OUR PIXELATED LAND! PLUS, WE GOT CUTE LLAMA RIDES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #WARZONEFUN #LLAMALOVE #RAINBOWFARTS

ConservativeCraft: Redstone Republic

2012-2024, Analyzing data, conservative political metrics, ConservativeCraft, data analysis, food insecurity, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare disparities, infant mortality, policy implications, political influence, premature deaths, public health, public policy, Redstone, Republic, research findings, researchers, social determinants, societal impact, statistical analysis, US states

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2567	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. It’s like, totally lit, bro.

Join this server if you want to experience the most insane adventures ever. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground bunker filled with treasure.

Plus, our community is super chill and supportive. We’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. And if you ever need help, just shout “potato” in the chat and someone will come to your rescue.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond sword of destiny hidden in the depths of the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Embersmp

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Faction, Friendly, Gaming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you ready for a fun, unique, and peaceful SMP server to join? Then check out Embersmp! It has all new structures, biomes, and mobs, plus McMMO-style skills, realistic mechanics, and much more! This epic Survival server even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, and it’s in offline mode (aka cracked), too! What could be better? Join now and come have a world of fun with friends and everyone already playing on Embersmp!

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Melio

Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Custom World Generation, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Mature, Melio, Paper, rule enforcement, safe space, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based system, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist, whitelist system

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect
Location	Western US
Community	Mature, drama-free, inclusive

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.

Can I use mods or hacks on the server?

No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.

Eclipse Valley 1.21

anti-black, anti-minority, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, Bigotry, discrimination, eclipse, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, Social Issues, Valley, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Animals Bred:	122	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	1438	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	82	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Disappointment, emotional pain, failed relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, Love Lost, moving on, Not meant to be, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, Signs it’s over, starting over, unfulfilled expectations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your so-called “soulmate” steal them all and run off into the sunset? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life relationships!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone griefing it because they got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone who won’t yell at you for spending too much time playing Minecraft.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a loyal pack of wolves by your side? Join now and start building your happily ever after, one block at a time!