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  • NoRoomieNoProblemo

    NoRoomieNoProblemo
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4260
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Emeralds Found: 2407 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 288 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

    So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GobbleCraft Discord

    GobbleCraft Discord
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1591
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Love Letters Sent: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

    come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

    Plant Height Quest – FunCraft
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9105
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7342
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

    Dodger’s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7056
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFantasyLand

    CraftyFantasyLand
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 4302
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Game Stop Minecraft Server

    Game Stop Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6513
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 190 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Snibby Minecraft SMP

    The Snibby Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8982
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 247 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Runes Activated: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server

    Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

    AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2833
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Mines Excavated: 3386
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CryCraft2021

    CryCraft2021
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2463
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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