New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • AvoidTheCreepers

    AvoidTheCreepers
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5185
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Zombie Dances: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 52

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing out loud!

    Join our server if you want to avoid messing with the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. But don’t worry, if you can defeat Chickenzilla, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    We also have a secret underground lair filled with mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But be careful, if you get on their bad side, they’ll unleash a horde of exploding bamboo on you!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, Mount Farticus, named for its mysterious gaseous emissions that will send you flying into the air!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously good time that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Global Junior High School

    Global Junior High School
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4079
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (well, except for griefing…)

    You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions!

    Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel
    Check out Global SMP today!

    Apply in the Discord

    globalsmp.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HytaleVanilla: The Unmodded server that likes to pretend it’s modded with a 30k world border and custom everything: version 1.20.6!

    HytaleVanilla: The Unmodded server that likes to pretend it’s modded with a 30k world border and custom everything: version 1.20.6!
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1292
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Falling into the Void: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 199 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Animals Bred: 188 Dragon Eggs Found: 833

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Welcome to HytaleVanilla.net

    (minecraft for now, current world is temporary*, custom world will launch soon)*

    A community anxiously waiting for Hytale to launch ;). Once Hytale launches this server will transition over to a Hytale only server. Whether it takes 1 or 10 years we’ll be waiting patiently.

    We aim to grow the discord server in order to have a healthy launch community. Come play on our custom Minecraft server in the meantime. No mods are needed to join our server since we are only using datapacks and plugins.

    All you have to do is join the discord and ask to be whitelisted!

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/T8CEB5zxqn

    Overhaul of Terrain/Biomes Include:

    • Increased Mountain Peaks
    • Deeper Valleys & Oceans
    • More Biomes
    • More Caves
    • Better Trees
    • And so much more…

    Overhaul of Current Structures Include:

    • Better Villages
    • Better Strongholds
    • Better Ancient Cities
    • Better Ocean Ruins
    • Better Woodland Mansions
    • Better Witch Huts
    • And so much more…

    Many added structures include:

    • Forts and Castles
    • Houses and Huts
    • Camps and Ruins
    • More Villages/Towns
    • More Nether Structures
    • More End Structures
    • And so much more…

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? Yes, you can join the server by asking to be whitelisted on our Discord server.
    Do I need any mods to play on the server? No, you do not need any mods to join our server as we only use datapacks and plugins.
    Will the server transition to Hytale when it launches? Yes, the server will transition to a Hytale-only server once the game launches.
    What kind of custom structures are added to the server? The server features custom structures such as forts, castles, houses, huts, camps, ruins, villages, nether structures, and end structures.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwfulVidyaTunes Minecraft Server

    AwfulVidyaTunes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 3079
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 21881 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons with bacon, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Vidya music for this feel? More like vidya party of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BloodyBlock Minecraft Server

    BloodyBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3037
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5076 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Bloody Stool, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will guide you through the game and give you tips on how to survive. Just be careful, he has a tendency to possess creepers and turn them into disco-dancing explosives!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Rumor has it that if you can make it through alive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

    3. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on Bloody Stool.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutisticSisNoTalkieCraft

    AutisticSisNoTalkieCraft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7378
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Runes Activated: 8
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the test in a whole new way! Join us for the ultimate sibling showdown as you navigate through virtual roads and parking lots with your family members by your side.

    Experience the thrill of backseat driving like never before as you try to avoid crashing into virtual obstacles and perfect your parking skills. Watch out for the sibling with “autism at a very low level” who may just surprise you with their expert commentary on your driving abilities.

    But beware, the real challenge comes when you have to confront your siblings about their rude comments and nasty tones. Will you be the hero who stands up for your sister’s driving skills, or will you be the one lashing out in a fit of virtual road rage?

    Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable driving advice. Who needs a GPS when you have siblings like these? Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoofSniper Minecraft Server

    RoofSniper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4737
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Falling into the Void: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible.

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PA_BlockOutCraft

    PA_BlockOutCraft
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3932
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 176 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Reddit can’t handle it? Join our server and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land! We’re so popular that even Reddit had to blackout discussions about us – that’s how epic we are! Join now and uncover the mystery behind why Reddit can’t handle our awesomeness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouthiCraft Minecraft Server

    HouthiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9742
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperHideNSeekGaza

    CreeperHideNSeekGaza
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7829
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8209 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Zombie Dances: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you can join and be part of this crazy adventure where you gotta fight off hamas hiding among civilians in gaza. it’s like a total warzone, but with blocks and stuff.

    you gotta be careful, man, cuz those hamas dudes are sneaky. they’ll ambush you when you least expect it. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players and take them down together. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) mission, dude.

    plus, the new york times even reported on it, so you know it’s legit. join now and be a hero in this insane battle against hamas in gaza. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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