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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7241 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.