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BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

#sustainability, Bash, biodegradable, biodegradation, degradation, Eco, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental research, Environmental Science, environmental sustainability, marine life, microbeads, microplastic pollution, microplastics, ocean pollution, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, Trash, waste management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6946	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2864
New Chunks Explored:	698860	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	218	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9339	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?