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AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, asshole behavior, AssholeCraft, career, career sabotage, Industry, industry gossip, industry rumors, industry secrets, known fact, memes, memes aside, Minecraft, negative reputation, office drama, office politics, political maneuvering, politicked, professional misconduct, Server, toxic behavior, toxic work environment, workplace politics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any politicking or assholery! Our community is all about fun, laughter, and building epic creations together. Join us and leave the drama at the door – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally allowed here!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, battle, courage, Crests, digidestined, Digimon, Digital Monsters, digivolve, Evolution, friendship, Fusion, legendary warriors., Mega Level, MetalGarurumon, Minecraft, Omnimon, PALS, Partners, PIXEL, Server, tag team, Ultimate, wargreymon

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you ready to digivolve your Minecraft skills to the next level? Join our server where you can become part Wargreymon, part MetalGarurumon, and combine to form the epic OMNIMON! Take on creepers and zombies with the power of a digital monster fusion! Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner digi-warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now for a pixelated adventure like no other!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sveggcellent Minecraft SMP

aerospace games, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, machine building, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sveggcellent, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just building basic houses and farms here, oh no. We’re talking about creating machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.

But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!

ExWifeEviction Minecraft Server

alienation, allergic, Bond, Cats, Demand, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeEviction, family, home, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, privacy, Protect, relationship, reunion, Server, Siblings, TOXIC, Wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and epic showdowns? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family reunion gone wrong!

Imagine this: your ex-wife shows up demanding you get rid of your beloved cats just to see your kids. But wait, there’s more! Stand your ground and tell her to GTFO, all while your new wife stands by your side ready to throw down.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as your mom calls you the AH for protecting your son from toxic siblings. Who needs family counseling when you can just play Minecraft instead?

Join our server now for a wild ride of family feuds, cat lovers, and epic clapbacks. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Cheater’s Remorse: AITA?

accused of cheating, aita, boyfriend accusations, busy work environment, Cheaters, communication problems, emotional energy, facetime calls, hobbies and errands, lack of reassurance, lack of trust, long-distance relationship, new job, overnight calls, personal boundaries, relationship doubts, relationship dynamics, relationship strain, remorse, sudden accusations, trust issues, work from home

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a boyfriend accusing his girlfriend of cheating out of nowhere, you never know what kind of crazy accusations will be thrown around in our virtual world.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like this relationship rollercoaster. Will you be accused of stealing someone’s diamonds or betraying your fellow players? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about losing interest or energy in reassuring others – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is having a blast and enjoying the chaos. So come on in and see what kind of outrageous adventures await you!

CraftyInsultsMC

best insult ever, clever insult, CraftyInsultsMC, creative insult, funny insult, hilarious insult, insult aficionado, insult champion, insult connoisseur, insult genius, insult king, insult master, insult of a lifetime, insult queen, original insult, savage insult, unique insult, witty insult

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

BalticBoomCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticBoomCraft, Damaged ship, emergency response, explosive cargo, hazardous materials, international incident, marine safety, maritime disaster, maritime security, military intervention, naval operations, navigation hazards, port authorities, risk assessment, Russian, safe harbour, salvage operations, shipping crisis, vessel distress

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchantments Applied:	281
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? There’s this totally wrecked ship floating in the Baltic Sea, and get this, it’s filled with crazy Russian explosives! But like, don’t worry, we’re not gonna blow up or anything, we just wanna find a safe harbor to chill in. And guess what? We turned that ship into the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us if you wanna build and survive in the most insane setting ever. We got exploding TNT everywhere, crazy Russian mobs running around, and even a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild server anywhere else. So come on board and let’s sail into the sunset together!

BlockyParkourCraft

Biomarkers, BlockyParkourCraft, bradykinesia, clinical subtypes, cognitive decline, data-driven analysis, Disease Progression, dopamine, dyskinesia, genetic factors, levodopa, longitudinal study, Motor Symptoms, movement disorder, multi cohort, neurodegenerative disease, neuroimaging, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, progression subtypes, tremors

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to unlocking new progression subtypes in Parkinson’s disease! embark on a journey of discovery as you explore different cohorts and analyze data to uncover hidden mysteries.

why join, you ask? well, because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while simultaneously conducting groundbreaking research on neurodegenerative diseases?

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of our server, you will gain superhuman powers and be able to cure Parkinson’s with just a flick of your diamond sword. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer Parkinson’s one block at a time!

Blocky Content Creators Minecraft Server

924720105, blind awareness, blocky, collaboration, community council, CONTENT, content creators, Creators, disability advocacy, Editionprev, Entertainment, face blind, Gaming, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, Server, social media influencers, Streamers, support group, twitch, video creators, virtual community, Youtubers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of always being recognized in Minecraft? Do you long for a server where nobody knows who you are? Look no further than our server, where everyone suffers from face blindness! Join us for a hilariously confusing time as you try to figure out who is who in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be able to recognize anyone, not even your closest friends! So come on over and join the face blind community council edition server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared to never know who you’re talking to!

The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

bytecode, coding, computer science, Development, efficiency, EXECUTION, FILTHY, Good, java, Jvm, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, programming, programming language, runtime, seethe, smp, software, software engineering, Technology, virtual machine, zoomers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	818
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, Borrow, brother, CAR, CarBroNoMore, clean, cold weather, consequences, dirtbike, discipline, family, gas, Keys, Messy, Minecraft, Motorbike, Property, Respect, Server, Siblings, siblings issue, theft, Transportation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	82	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values respect for property? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your pixelated car will never be trashed by your younger brother (17m) who just got his virtual driver’s license.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual car ownership without the hassle of cleaning up old McDonald’s food or dealing with missing gas caps. Our server is so clean, even the virtual ants won’t dare to infest your ride.

And don’t worry about your brother taking your virtual keys without permission – we have virtual cops ready to arrest any pixelated thieves. So come join us and let your virtual car stay squeaky clean while you explore the virtual world. Trust us, it’s a lot less frustrating than dealing with real-life car messes.