New Minecraft Servers 2025

memes april 2020 Minecraft Servers

memes april 2020 Minecraft Servers

  • ‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

    ‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3209
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7876 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ores Mined: 3432 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 302
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4748
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Post-Coital Pixels

    Post-Coital Pixels
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8741
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 972 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

    Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

    But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

    So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

    CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8769
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

    On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

    CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4209
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 126
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

    🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

    🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

    🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

    LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 4397
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

    Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 4379
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLoliLand

    CraftyLoliLand
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2428
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

    ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 899
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

    So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

    Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 8584
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Emeralds Found: 4773
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

    But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

    Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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