memes 34 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKillerz

consequences, CraftyKillerz, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal mindset, Criminal Psychology, Criminals., ethical dilemma, fear of getting caught, fear of punishment, Homicide, law enforcement, mental health, morality, murder, Psychopaths, serial killers, Sociopaths, willingness to kill

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can murder people without getting caught!!! we have a secret underground society of assassins who will teach you the art of stealth killing while wearing a chicken suit.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

so come join us and unleash your inner psychopath in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created!

TrueKingAnarchy: Where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught hacking! No resets, just chaos!

alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Caught, Chaos, Cheats, developers, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Fun, HACKING, Ip:, Minecraft, Place, Play, Plugins, Resets, rule, Server, Skills, Survival, TrueKingAnarchy, Upvote1Downvote, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended.

There are almost no plugins, using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn.

Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on the server, it is a vanilla experience.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, using hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, with surprise encounters and challenges at every turn.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on TrueKingAnarchy, so be prepared for battles and alliances.
Can I build massive projects on the server?	Absolutely! Whether you’re building alone or with allies, feel free to take on massive building projects on the server.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyBanter, cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, discrimination, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, Respect, Server, social media, trannies, Transgender, twitter

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	8173	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Potions Brewed:	148
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyHostageFun

Communication, Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, Crisis, extremism, family, fear, Hamas, hostage relatives, intimidation, KIDNAPPING, loved ones, messages, MIDDLE EAST, N12, Négotiation, PHONES, SECURITY, Terrorism, threatening calls, violence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	71
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Votes:	6167	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	6098	Evil Twin Fights:	5

raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.