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Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	8256	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Potions Brewed:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	3931
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3901
Enchantments Applied:	125	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Star Shards Collected:	136	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Towns Built:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5915
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7192	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6149
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	117
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!