Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by the almighty Bacon Lord himself. But beware, for the Bacon Lord’s minions, the evil Porkchop Pirates, will stop at nothing to steal it from you!
Explore our custom-built world filled with floating islands, rainbow-colored sheep, and giant flying creepers that shoot fireworks. Build your own castle made entirely of chocolate blocks and defend it from the dreaded Cookie Goblins who will try to steal your sweet treasure.
But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the disco dungeon, where you can show off your best dance moves and compete in epic dance-offs against other players. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in the annual Piggy Grand Prix.
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Are you tired of dealing with dramafags and their shenanigans on other servers? Well, fear not because our server is drama-free and full of hilarious chaos instead! Join us and witness the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and evil llamas plotting world domination. And as for that one guy you’re curious about, rest assured he’s not like Vox – he’s actually a secret agent sent to protect us from the dreaded Blocktopians who want to turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. So come on, join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic characters? Look no further! Our server is filled with the ugliest, most hilarious characters you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about characters so ugly, Google can’t even handle it! Join us for a wild adventure filled with meme-worthy moments and outrageous edits. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
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Join us and you’ll find yourself mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep, battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, and even taming a pet dragon to fly around the server with!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary r9k resources repository, where you can find rare and unique items that will make you the envy of all your friends. From enchanted pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swipe to armor made of pure diamond-encrusted gold, the possibilities are endless on our server.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where players have to sell the bottom of their pickaxes to a mysterious NPC in exchange for rare loot! Who needs a bottom of a pickaxe anyway, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at another chicken with a lance.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just wants to let loose and have a good time.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog hidden deep within the lava-filled caves.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party where you can boogie down with rainbow-colored horses all night long.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!
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TheVortex SMP is a no-frills survival server I’ve cooked up in my spare time.
Hearkening from the days of a grandiose past, a new generation of Time Lords sets off to journey through the stars.
You can access the server at mc.chara.dev on Minecraft 1.16.4.
(Make sure to accept the resource pack!)
TGC is a 4 year old Minecraft Server that has always been community oriented and having a network of players from all over the planet! Mode is primarily SURVIVAL with a Skyblock and MC MMO to soon come. We don’t do wipes, we choose friendliness over capitalism and we are very glad to say that we love playing together.