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DataTransferCraft

Breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, DataTransferCraft, EU drivers, european union, Fine, GDPR, headquarters, lawsuit, Legal, penalty, personal data, privacy, Transfer, Uber, united states, US headquarters, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Items Found:	5238	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally insane and wacky? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into song and dance randomly.

oh, and did i mention that if u join this server, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yep, u heard that right. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so u know they’ll always have ur back.

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon. so if u wanna catch a glimpse of the infamous legend, u better join now!

come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

DNArepairCraft

D. radiodurans, DdrC, DNA breaks, DNA repair, DNArepairCraft, lesion-recognition mechanism, novel mechanism, Nucleic Acids Research, stabilizes DNA, unique factor

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Animals Bred:	103
Magic Items Found:	5915	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE FIX DNA BREAKS LIKE DDDR C FROM D RADIODURANS! WE SENSE AND STABILIZE DNA BREAKS WITH OUR WACKY LESION-RECOGNITION MECHANISM! COME JOIN US AND BE A DNA REPAIR WIZARD IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN FIX DNA LIKE A BOSS?! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DNADREAMTEAM

Join GTM ROLEPLAY where we take roleplaying way too seriously in Minecraft 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Army, Businessman, criminal, driving school, education, family, Farmer, fbi, Gang, Government, GTM, Ip:, Join, kfc, life path, LOADER, lumberjack, Minecraft, Minephone, miner, Police, Roleplay, Roleplaying

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4731	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang? You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.
As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!
In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I be a government official on the server?	Yes, you can try yourself as a government official on the server.
Are there any rules for RP (Role-Playing) on the server?	Yes, all activities on the server must follow RP rules.
What part-time jobs can I take on the server?	You can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader, a farmer, or even open your own business.
Is education available on the server?	Yes, you can get an education and even graduate from a driving school on the server.
What can I purchase on the server?	You can buy the latest model of a minephone and enjoy delicious ribs from KFC.

GameTested Minecraft Server

game analysis, game criticism, game enjoyment, game evaluation, Game experience, game graphics, game immersion, Game Mechanics, game quality, game ratings, Game recommendations, game replayability, game selection, game sound, game testing, GameTested, gaming journalism, Let’s Play, Minecraft, modern age, Server, user reviews

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1729	Dragon Eggs Found:	4098
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and challenge other players to a dance-off on a floating platform in the sky.

Forget about user reviews, come experience the madness for yourself on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RatchetCraft and ClankCraft

Action-Adventure, Clank, ClankCraft, classic, Entertainment, Fun, Gadgets, Gaming, insomniac games, Lombax, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, PlayStation, PS3 Games, ratchet and clank, RatchetCraft, Sci Fi, smp, Sony, Space, video games, weapons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Emeralds Found:	1996	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of pretending like the PS3 games are not the bomb dot com? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things retro, including our love for PS3 games!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend of all time.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the PS3 games are revered, llamas are in charge, and Herobrine knows how to throw a killer party. See you there!

NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	7899	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	4149
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7151	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	154	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	5325	Void Armor Forged:	16

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!