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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2515 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9694 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of baby zombies will serenade you with a rendition of “Despacito”. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into flying pigs.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!