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Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7851	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9244
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	390
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	1989
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mines Excavated:	1696	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	2300	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!