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  • USBcraft Minecraft Server

    USBcraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4751
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3474 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9804
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mines Excavated: 3578

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

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  • MineFitLayEase

    MineFitLayEase
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9821
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Animals Bred: 70 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and getting rejected by all the virtual babes in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that getting fit will make you a Minecraft stud in no time!

    Join our server and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece. The ladies (or gentlemen, we don’t discriminate) won’t be able to resist your pixelated charm.

    Imagine walking into a virtual village and all the villagers bowing down to you, offering you diamonds and emeralds in exchange for your attention. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server once you get fit.

    So what are you waiting for? Start doing those virtual squats and push-ups and get ready to experience a whole new level of Minecraft success. Who knew that building muscles could also build your love life in the game?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

    MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3987 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 53 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

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  • CraftyCaptiveAmericans

    CraftyCaptiveAmericans
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 9947
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

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    lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

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  • CraftyElevens

    CraftyElevens
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1415
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

    Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShadeSprintCraft

    ShadeSprintCraft
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9753
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update

    Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2755
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Crops Grown: 3092
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

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    Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21

    Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.

    We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.

    Plugins

      Lootable gravesLifestealTreefellerBetterteams

    Join here

    apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660

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  • Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999

    Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9959
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 1

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    Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Minecraft Version 1.21

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Draconicraft SMP? Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla survival experience within a 20k world border.
    What does semi-vanilla mean? The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
    What are some of the Datapacks used on the server? Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
    How can I join Draconicraft SMP? Join the Discord Server provided in the overview and fill out the application form to get started on the server.
    What languages are allowed on the server? English is encouraged for public chat, but other languages are allowed in voice chat as long as players are respectful and switch to a common language when needed.

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  • ChatCraft Minecraft Server

    ChatCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5613
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only players worth talking to are the single, attractive women who catch your eye! Why waste your time chatting with anyone else when you can focus on finding your next Minecraft crush?

    Join us for a chance to meet your virtual soulmate and maybe even find love in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs friends when you can have potential romantic partners instead? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find love while building your dream world!

    So come on, join our server and start flirting with those pixelated hotties. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the creepers and zombies. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

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  • MineVReX Minecraft Server

    MineVReX Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9946
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Ores Mined: 9204
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 15

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the schedule is so lit, it’s like a blaze spitting fireballs at you! Join now and play with Nova Aokami, the Gen 1 legend whose building skills are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet Arial Yuriko, Gen 3’s resident redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. And don’t forget about Estella Starfall, the queen of parkour who can jump higher than a spider on speed.

    Furi Ferntail is also here, ready to show you how to tame wolves like a pro, while Kamiko Rinona will teach you how to farm crops faster than you can say “creeper salad.” And if you’re looking for some fiery fun, Scarlett Flameheart is the girl for you – her PvP skills are so hot, they’ll leave you smoldering.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got Amaya Whisper, the singing sensation whose voice is sweeter than a chorus of parrots. And Bri At Cookiebox, the baking queen who can whip up cakes faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, Mom At Cookiebox is here to keep everyone in line with her mom powers – no griefing allowed!

    Join now and play with Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink, Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine – the Twitch streamer who can slay zombies and entertain you at the same time.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while you’re laughing your blocky butt off!

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