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BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Farms Harvested:	551
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Villages Defended:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	401654
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Votes:	3892	Void Gems Collected:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	9659	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Emeralds Found:	3188
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?

PoopCraft: Where even the rotten crap can be fun!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pit of lava!

Join us for a chance to battle zombie chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). See you there, if you dare!

SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Votes:	2484
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.