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KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood foolishness, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, childhood thoughts, childhood wonder, funny memories, KidLogicCraft, misconceptions, naive misconceptions, silly thoughts

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Remember when you thought you could dig to China in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dig all the way to the center of the Earth and find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot!

Join our server and relive the days when you believed that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach. Except on our server, if you eat a watermelon seed, you’ll turn into a watermelon-headed superhero with the power to shoot melon balls at creepers!

And who could forget the time you thought that if you crossed your eyes, they would stay that way forever? On our server, if you cross your eyes while building a house, the house will magically transform into a giant floating castle made entirely of candy!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a trip down memory lane and a chance to experience all the ridiculous things you believed as a kid in a whole new way!

F35Craft Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, Defense, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense industry, F-35 jets, F35Craft, fighter jets, germany, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, Procurement, procurement process, SECURITY, Server, Technology, weapons

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, eight F-35 jets up for grabs, straight from Germany. Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that high-flying action, baby! Imagine cruising around in your very own F-35, blowing up creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s got connections with the German military? Join now and let’s take Minecraft to a whole new level, literally!

CraftyMuslims vs. IsraelCrafters

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, CraftyMuslims, extremism, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, IsraelCrafters, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Mosab Hassan Yousef, Muslim Brotherhood, muslims, palestine, palestinian authority, Peace, Politics, Son of Hamas, Terrorism, weapon, West Bank

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so like, we got this epic Minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world, man. like, the land is made of candy and the animals can talk! you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with your diamond sword.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. and if you find the golden apple, you become invincible for 24 hours.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair where you can team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon? yeah, it’s pretty intense.

so come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Stairway to Nowhere

ascent, balance, Decline, Descent, Direction, down, gravity, incline, movement, Observation, orientation, perspective, PHYSICS., Position, spatial awareness, staircase, Stairs, STAIRWAY, standing, steps, up

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	224	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where gravity is all messed up, u never know if you’re gonna be walking on the ceiling or the floor! it’s like a rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! one time i was mining for diamonds and suddenly i was floating in the air like a majestic unicorn, it was wild man. come join us and experience the thrill of defying gravity in the most chaotic way possible!

HeartCraft: FailVent Coupling

Atrioventricular coupling, Cardiac dysfunction, Cardiac function, cardiac health, Cardiac therapy, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, coupling, FailVent, Heart condition, Heart disease management, Heart failure, Heart failure pathophysiology, Heart failure research, Heart failure therapy, Heart failure treatment, Heart function, heart health, HeartCraft, Medical research, Pathophysiology, Therapeutic aspects, treatment options

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3

hey u! ya u! u lookin for a minecraft server dat will blow ur mind? well u found it! dis server is like no other, cuz we got da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure: Pathophysiological and Therapeutic Aspects!

u might be thinkin, “what da heck does dat even mean?” well let me tell ya, it means we got some crazy cool stuff goin on in dis server. like, u can build a heart-shaped house and it will actually pump like a real heart! how cool is dat?!

not only dat, but we also have special potions dat can cure heart failure in da game. so if ur character is feelin a little weak, just drink one of dose potions and u’ll be back to full health in no time!

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure like never before! trust me, u won’t regret it!

FantyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, Battles, Chaos, Donations, Epic, FantyWorld, Friends, Glory, Grief Opportunities, grief server, imagination, Kits, Magic, Minecraft, Mystic Talismans, Mysticism, PvP, Skills, Territories, World of Exploration

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2836	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft grief server – a place where adventure and mysticism are combined with unbridled fun!

? Mystic Talismans: Open the doors to a world of mystery and magic with our unique Mystic Talismans. Develop your skills and open up new opportunities!

? Kits and Donations: Upgrade your gaming experience with exclusive kits and donations that will help you become a real griefer guru. Support the server and get access to unique features!

? World of Exploration: Our server offers a huge world where amazing adventures and interesting locations await you. Explore, build and conquer new territories with your friends!

? Battles and PvP: Are you ready to become the king of PvP? Take part in epic battles and battle other players to prove your skills and win glory on the server!

? Grief Opportunities: Here you can feel like a real griefer, hacking, building huge structures or just causing chaos! It all depends on your imagination!

Join us today and experience a world where every day brings new adventures and surprises! Our grief server is waiting for you!

FantyWorld.mineserver.xyz

Earth Network

Adventure, brave, Builder, Community, Conquer, Discord, Diverse, Earth Network, Economy, Explorer, Gamemodes, Master, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, Other, Plugins, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Skyblockserver, Spawnershop, Strategist, Survival, twitter, Underground Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to Earth Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Dive into our diverse gamemodes: conquer the wild in Survival, master the skies in Skyblock, and brave the depths in Underground Survival. Each mode offers unique challenges and endless adventures. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or strategist, Earth Network has something for everyone. Stay tuned for more exciting gamemodes coming soon. Join our vibrant community and embark on your next Minecraft adventure with Earth Network today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/Twitter: twitter.com/earthnetwork

play.earthnetwork.xyz

Threecraft: Where adults pretend to be Hermit-like Swedes, but really just play Minecraft all day

Adults, anti-grief, Builder, Community, Day, Experience, hermit-like, hermitlike, Minecraft, nystart, Online 24/7, Paper, Play, Players, Plugins, PRETEND, redstoner, rules, Server, servern, Shoppingdistrict, Swedes, Swedish, Threecraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	195
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Threecraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla with anti-grief plugins
Server Launch Date	June 13th
Community Age	Several years

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What type of server is Threecraft?

Threecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server with anti-grief plugins to enhance gameplay experience.

2. What are the server rules?

The server rules are based on common sense – no stealing, no griefing, respect others’ builds and ask for permission before using others’ farms, including villagers.

3. Can players build anywhere on the server?

Yes, players are free to build wherever they want on the server, whether they are builders or redstoners.

4. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a shopping district for players interested in trading and commerce.

5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?

If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to us via our communication channels.

EunuchCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, asian empowerment, asian identity, Asian male, Asian masculinity, asian men, asian representation, Asian stereotypes, cultural stereotypes, discrimination, emasculation, EunuchCraft, gender discrimination, Gender Roles, male emasculation, Masculinity, Minecraft, Minority representation, modern day eunuch, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1388	Mines Excavated:	2473
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by an actual modern-day eunuch! That’s right, our fearless leader is a eunuch who brings a whole new level of excitement to the game.

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles where the eunuch leads us to victory with his unmatched strategic skills (and lack of distractions). Plus, rumor has it that the eunuch has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and unique as our eunuch leader. From crazy build competitions to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the eunuch’s right-hand man (or woman) in no time!

Dad’s Revenge Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, consequences, Dads, emotional baggage, family, Father, forgiveness, get back at dad, grudges, hate, healing, Minecraft, MISTAKES, parenting, personal growth, regret, relationships, Resentment, Revenge, self reflection, Server, Therapy, tollers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5766	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of your dad always telling you what to do? Join our Minecraft server and rebel against authority by building the most outrageous structures and causing chaos in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe years from now you’ll look back and realize it was all your dad’s fault for not stopping you from joining in the first place. Join now and unleash your inner rebellious Toller!