meme shitpost – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Haniyeh’s Explosive Adventure
#intelligence agency, Adventure, alleged, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, explosive, Explosives, government secrets, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Iranian agents, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, political assassination, Report, security breach, Tehran, Terrorism, undercover
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u suck at sneaking around and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a super spy without even leaving ur computer chair! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a top-secret underground lair where u can plan world domination (or just chill with ur pals, whatever floats ur boat).
plus, we got explosions! like, lots of ’em. u can blow stuff up, set traps for unsuspecting players, or just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. it’s like being in an action movie, but without all the pesky danger and stuff.
oh, and did we mention the llamas? yeah, we got llamas. they’re like the coolest animals in the game, and u can ride ’em around like a boss. plus, they spit at u if u get too close, so watch out for that.
so, if u wanna live out ur spy fantasies, blow stuff up, and ride llamas into battle, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be epic, trust us. oh, and did we mention the cake? yeah, we got cake too. so, what are u waiting for? join now and start ur epic adventure today!

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New Server IP
NO2Craft: Unethical Adventures
Adventures, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, correlation, cross-cultural study, environmental impact, ethical standards, global evidence, human morality, local monthly average concentrations, moral compass, multinational perspective, Nitrogen dioxide, NO2Craft, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, research, societal behavior, societal norms, Unethical, unethical behavior
join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! we have so much fun, you won’t even remember what real life is like!
our server is so lit, it will make you forget about all your problems and worries. we have crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.
come join us and experience the impact of air pollution on human morality in a whole new way. our multinational perspective will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about ethics.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it.

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Minecraft server: /arknightsfun – A Modern Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with your friends to conquer the land and build the most outrageous plots ever seen! Need help in your fields? Just post your plot number and watch as your friends come rushing to your aid like knights in shining armor!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the 6 Sniper Fartooth, who can take down enemies with a single fart (watch out for the stink!). And don’t forget about the 5 Defender Cement, who can literally build walls out of thin air to protect your precious creations.
Join now and experience the madness of Trials for Navigator #4, where you can unlock the Purestream skin and sail the high seas in style. And if that’s not enough, how about teaming up with the likes of Guard Mountain and Specialist Swire the Elegant Wit to show off your skills in epic joint actions?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember, anything is possible in this world, so let your imagination run wild and create the most ridiculous plots imaginable!

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Minecraft SMP: AAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEW! – The Ultimate Server of Chaos and Creativity
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that hatch into mini pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance to Thriller.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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HomeSickSMP – Stay Connected!
blogging, Communication, Connected, creative ways, family, Friends, home, Homesick remedies., homesickness, HomeSickSMP, long distance relationships, messaging apps, Postcards, social media, stay, stay connected, stay in touch, Technology, Travel Hacks, travel tips, Traveling, Video calls, Virtual tours
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.
Forget about staying connected with home while traveling, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and building your own empire to even think about real life. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional Minecraft family.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle, prank your friends with TNT traps, and have dance parties in the End dimension? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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BlockheadBaddies
BlockheadBaddies, breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, dumb, dumb decisions, Foolish, foolish behavior, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activities, law-breaking, poor choices, reckless decisions, regretful actions, Regrettable choices, risky behavior, stupid mistakes, unlawful acts, unlawful behavior
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!
Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

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New Server IP
HezbollahCraft: Target Locked!
Beirut, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, LOCKED, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Permanent Mission, Political unrest, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Target, Targets, Tensions, U.N, united nations
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Hezbollah vs Israel in Beirut 😂 our pvp is so intense, you’ll be choosing broader and deeper targets just like Hezbollah 🤣 build your base, gather resources, and watch out for surprise attacks from other players 😱 join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience ever! 🎮💥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

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MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!
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so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?

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VANILLA PLUS Minecraft server
base building, classic, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, java edition, Large Online, launcher, loot generation, Mechanics, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, No Wipes, operating system, Players, Plugins, plus, PvE, registration, Resource worlds, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, Special, Survival, Vanilla
VANILLA PLUS is a Minecraft: Java Edition server that aims to improve and expand on the vanilla gameplay. Our goal is to take what people love about survival in Minecraft and give it a new lease of life with fancy plugins, new enchantments, improved mechanics, better loot generation, and more!
Whether you’re building your base, exploring vast resource worlds, or interacting with players, we have something special for every player on VANILLA PLUS!
To play on the server, you must register on the vanilla-plus.ru website and download a launcher compatible with your operating system, as well as familiarize yourself with the server rules. Then you need to run the launcher and go to the server.

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Grass Grapplers Down Under: Where Survival meets City Rewards!

Adventure, Ars Nouveau, building, Chipped, city, Decorative items, farmers delight, Food, grapplers, GRASS, meets, mic, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, proximity voice chat, QoL mods, Rewards, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, Vanilla, Waystones

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Location:	Australia
Focus:	Socializing and world building
Player Base:	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay:	Vanilla+++ with added mods for enhancing building and adventuring
Commands:	/home, /sethome, teleporting commands available
Social Features:	Proximity voice chat, town building focus
Server Life:	Scripted dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the discord server at: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What mods are used on the server?

The main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also quality of life mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

3. Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

While there is no strict age requirement, the server prefers players to be 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance.

4. Are there rewards for building towns on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for establishing towns and creating town buildings. The server places a heavy emphasis on community building.

5. Is the server active and how long has the current season been running?

The current season has been running since early April, 2024. Activity may vary based on players’ work, studying, and general life commitments. It is not a hyperactive server.