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Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	341045	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to be a Human Noble and rule over all the other players like the royalty you are! Or maybe you’d prefer to be a City Elf and live a life of luxury in the virtual world. Feeling a bit more mystical? Become a Mage and cast spells on your enemies while they try to mine diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the Dwarf Commoner and Dwarf Noble options – the drama between those two is better than any reality TV show. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your destiny, because it’s as simple as that!

AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4995
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	5458
Animals Bred:	132	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

LimbusCraft – Where we mine diamonds and troll creepers #1430

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3690	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	200	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But beware, things may not be as they seem in these twisted dimensions!

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space are all mixed up in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust in action!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our current extractions, featuring the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the mysterious target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold during these events?

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the insanity of Limbus Company. Just remember, the tutorial is important, so don’t skip it! See you on the other side, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	127741
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!

GerudoCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist my fabulous cosplay skills! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Star Shards Collected:	236
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to show off your fabulous Gerudo Link cosplay! Join us and strut your stuff in style as you battle mobs and build epic structures. Who needs diamonds when you have a killer outfit like that? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of cosplay and might even give you a special prize if you defeat it while dressed as Gerudo Link. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fashionista shine!

Blocky Buddies: Where creepers ask ‘Who are you and where do you live’ before exploding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3598
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Votes:	5946
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old village with the same old villagers and their repetitive gossip? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can live in a pineapple under the sea with SpongeBob and his gang! That’s right, we’ve got Bikini Bottom as our spawn point and you can build your own pineapple house right next to Squidward’s moody abode.

But wait, there’s more! Want to go on epic quests and battle giant mutant jellyfish? Join our server and you can team up with Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks to save the day! And don’t worry about running out of food, because we have a never-ending supply of Krabby Patties for you to munch on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? You could, if you join our server!

YeetCraft: Where ‘She’s cringe’ becomes the ultimate power move in the world of blocks and mobs!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1384	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Digging, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Trailer, Venture, Victory

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ores Mined:	8197	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!