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AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	125	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mines Excavated:	3440
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	8068
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, game jam v, gielinor gazette, guthix sleeps, Info, Minecraft, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, skilling competition, Temple OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	232	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “My Wife Konar Edition” where you can embark on epic quests like “While Guthix Sleeps” and read the latest issue of the “Gielinor Gazette – July 2024” for all the hot gossip.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.

Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!

PixelPickaxe Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	3211
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Imagine a world where everyone suddenly lost their left sock. Chaos would ensue as people frantically searched for their missing sock, only to realize that it had vanished into thin air. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your left sock will always be safe and sound. Join us for a sock-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Who needs a left sock when you have a virtual world to explore? Join now and never worry about losing your left sock again!

MineWellBoosted

coping strategies, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineWellBoosted, Nature, personal growth, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Social Connections, stress relief, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your brain! Our pixelated world is filled with magical creatures, rainbow-colored blocks, and endless possibilities for creativity.

Need to destress after a long day of creepers blowing up your house? Our server has a special “Hug a Sheep” feature where you can literally hug a virtual sheep and feel all your worries melt away.

Feeling lonely? Don’t worry, our server is populated with friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party in the town square.

And if you’re looking to boost your mental well-being even further, try our “Potion of Positivity” that will have you seeing the world through rose-colored glasses in no time.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let the healing powers of block-building and exploration work their magic on your mind!