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Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

American, American dream, bald, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, DATING, desire, eagle, fear, Foreign, Girlfriend, International, Land, Loneliness, long distance, longing, longing for love, love, Merica, missing, relationships, romance, single, tfw, unrequited love, Usa

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!

Access, Alternative, BootyCraft, Broadcast, cost effective, expensive, f1 TV, Formula 1, free, Fun, geo restrictions, illegal, Live, ONLINE, Piracy, Races, solution, sports, streaming, Technology, watch, Word, Workaround

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the high-speed action of Formula 1 because it’s too expensive in your country? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, not only can you build and explore to your heart’s content, but we also have a secret portal that transports you directly to the front row of every Formula 1 race! That’s right, forget about expensive subscriptions, just hop on our server and you’ll be zooming around the track with Lewis Hamilton in no time. Join now for the ultimate racing experience… and maybe a creeper or two trying to sabotage your pit stop!

Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

1.20.4, armor, Chaos, Custom, custom enchantments, custom structures, Discord, end fight, Gear, Geyser, Harus, Ip:, legendary weapons, Minecraft, negative status effects, NEW WEAPONS, Oopsies, Patch, PORT, reaper scythe, Server, smp, Souls, stat buffs, Tools, Viaversion, villager QOL plugins, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Votes:	1697
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ores Mined:	6297
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

HaruSMP Overview

Features	Custom enchantments, custom structures, new weapons, armor, tools, villager QOL plugins, ViaVersion, Geyser
Legendary Weapons	One-time craft with special abilities, such as harvesting player’s souls after death for stat buffs
End Fight	Scheduled in a week

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many Legendary Weapons are there?	Currently 7, with one more coming soon!
How can I join the server?	Use the IP Address: 51.161.122.118 and Port: 25565
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, join our Discord at https://discord.gg/X7UXVNChdc

LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

abandonment, Community, Digital, disbelief, ditch, EN branch, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, Life, LolCraft, meme, memes, ONLINE, reaction, reaction video, shock, social media, surprised, trending, unexpected, viral

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, Bear, choose, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark humor, Edgy, funny, Hoes, humor, inappropriate, internet, LOLcats, meme, Minecraft, offensive, pedobear, pedobear memes, Revive, scare, social media, taboo, Thread, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1169
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

ᴍᴘꜱ – vanilla server Minecraft server

construction, Discord, Minecraft, Off Season, Politics, rp, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	4086	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Potions Brewed:	156	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

MPS is a vanilla Minecraft server, which is based on such areas as politics, RP and construction.The server is currently running a vanilla off-season. You can leave a request for the server in our discord: http://discord.gg/4MQYQseXdv

85.193.80.121:19132

Mining, Roleplaying, and Running from Creepers: The MineScape Extravaganza!

Active, Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, Discord, EXTRAVAGANZA, facebook, Friends, HANDCRAFTED, instagram, Interactive, Leaderboards, Minescape, Mining, mmorpg, Other, Pets, Quests, Rewards, Roleplaying, Running, Skills, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mines Excavated:	1930	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

MineScape Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful handcrafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest Blog: DevBlog #40 Monk’s Friend Quest, Dailies & More
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

Read the rules here

PandaSteal VS Hypixel

adventureawaits, battleroyale, CastleCrusade, DiamondDynasty, EmeraldEmpire, EnchantedRealms, epicquests, FortuneFavors, LifeSiphon, LifeSteal, LootLovin, MagicMysteries, Nogriefing, PandaParadise, PandaSteal, PixelPower, PvP, SkyBlockSupreme, skyhigh, TreasureTrove, WizardWhispers, ZombieZone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Hypixel	PandaSteal
Large player base	Lifesteal server concept
Diverse game modes	Less pay-to-win
Frequent updates	Good ping
Extensive features

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel: Hypixel can accommodate thousands of players at once due to its large player base.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal may have a smaller capacity compared to Hypixel, but it offers a unique lifesteal server experience.

2. Are there pay-to-win elements in the servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for having some pay-to-win aspects, but they also offer fair gameplay for non-paying players.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal prides itself on being less pay-to-win, allowing all players to enjoy the game without feeling disadvantaged.

3. Can I expect good ping when playing on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has dedicated servers and infrastructure to ensure a smooth gameplay experience with good ping for most players.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal also offers good ping to its players, making it easier to enjoy the lifesteal concept without lag.

CraftyVillagers: Where Creepers Can’t Find You

coping, CraftyVillagers, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, emotional, emptiness, fear, Find, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, mental health, relationships, Sadness, self reflection, self-doubt, Support, Vulnerability, yearning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world all by yourself, with no one to share your epic builds or crazy adventures with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Our community is so lively and active, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness once and for all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches? Only one way to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up on our server, leading to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be alone again /v/!

PixelPatriots – Where Creeper Diplomacy is Key!

Bitch, Conquest, Countries, Countryplay, creeper, cry, Diplomacy, EU, flag apparel, Flags, groups of countries, ignore, imperialism, key, kinks, Nationplay, nato, patriotism, PixelPatriots, raceplay, Stereotypes, Surrender, symbols, tattoos, Themes, Treason, UN, Victory

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Nationplay/Countryplay to a whole new level! Join us for the Imperial Victory Edition, where you can unleash your inner patriot or traitor, conquer lands, surrender with style, and indulge in all your favorite stereotypes about nations and countries.

We welcome all kinks and themes about nations, so whether you’re into flag apparel or just want to roleplay as the United Nations, we’ve got you covered. But remember, flags are limited to countries and groups of countries only – sorry, no pirate flags allowed!

And don’t worry, we have strict rules about r*ceplay – it’s only acceptable in the context of the countries involved. So leave your inappropriate tattoos and symbols at the door, folks.

If you see content involving a country you don’t like, just ignore it and post content you do like. No need to be a crybaby about it – this is a place for fun and games, after all!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of nations and countries. Who knows, you might even become the supreme ruler of your own virtual empire!