Players: |
101/100 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Farms Harvested: |
134 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
16 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
21 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
13 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
2 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
17 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.