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Meme Magic Minecraft Server

5th of November, 777mil, Anons, ANONYMOUS, bump numbers, correct prediction, diligence, internet culture, keep posting, Kek, Magic, meme, Meme culture, meme hard, meme magic, Minecraft, Online Community, Politics, post numbers, prediction game, recreate conditions, Replying, Server, Trips

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3993
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	31

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Towns Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Animals Bred:	140

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	160199

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	121	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!