NormieHabitzMC SMP

personal quirks, unique habits, odd habits, misunderstood behaviors, strange behaviors

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrrr! Like, we have this secret club where we all eat dirt blocks because it gives us superpowers in the game, it’s totally normal I swear! And like, every full moon we all dress up as creepers and run around blowing up stuff, it’s so hilarious you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We have this tradition where we all build giant statues of chickens and sacrifice them to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races, it’s the most intense competition you’ll ever witness in your life!

So if you’re ready to join a server where the crazier, the better, then come on over and join us! Just make sure you bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the entrance fee, because things are about to get wild in here! 🐔💥💎 #BestSMPever #DirtBlockSuperpowers

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CraftyCriminal

rule breaking, law-breaking, unknowingly breaking laws, unintentional infractions, unaware of laws

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and regulations? Look no further, because on our server, the only rule is to break as many rules as possible without getting caught! That’s right, we encourage chaos and mayhem in our virtual world.

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to steal diamonds from other players, grief their builds, or even start a virtual riot in the town square. The more chaos you cause, the more rewards you’ll receive!

One player even managed to build a giant statue of themselves out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of spawn, causing mass hysteria and lag for days. It was a sight to behold, and we’re still cleaning up the aftermath.

So if you’re a rebel at heart and want to unleash your inner troublemaker, come join our server and break all the rules without consequences. Just don’t blame us if the virtual police come knocking on your door!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Resources, Help, knowledge, CanuckCraft, Canadians

so, like, these american scientists are all freaking out because their work is being attacked by, like, evil aliens or something. they’re, like, begging all the canadians to come help them out on this minecraft server. apparently, the only way to defeat the aliens is by building epic structures and fighting them off with diamond swords. so, like, if you want to save the world and have a good time, come join us on this crazy server. plus, there’s free pizza for all players who reach level 100. let’s do this, eh!

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ShipSweatShop

forced labor exploitation, North Korea, China, human trafficking, maritime industry

come join our minecraft server where we promise you won’t be forced to work on chinese ships for 10 years without touching land!! we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, unlike those poor north koreans. come escape reality and build your own empire with us, because who needs to touch land when you can touch blocks in minecraft instead? join now for the ultimate escape from forced labor and sail the seas of creativity with us!

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SpaceCraft Fun Zone

linguistic diversity, Fun, Language, cosmic communication, Communication

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is run by aliens from outer space! dey speak chinese and hindi and dey built dis server with their alien technology. u can mine for diamonds on mars, fight off zombie aliens, and even ride a spaceship to other planets! but be warned, dey also have a pet dragon dat roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players. so if u think u got what it takes to survive in dis intergalactic world, join now and show dem aliens who’s boss!

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Drakensforge

Survival, PvE, medieval fantasy roleplay survival hermit kingdom friendship story beacon eternity adventure quests magic mythical community exploration sandbox crafting RPG immersive, Roleplay

Drakensforge is meant to bring a medieval fantasy setting where roleplay is to be kept alive on a small survival server. Join as a hermit or with a party to build a kingdom, your choice is yours, but do no harm to those that don’t deserve it and keep the light of friendship burning evermore. Write down your story and have it as a beacon through eternity.

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Queen’s Citadel Small SMP

Welcome to Queen’s Citadel!

A brand-new semi-vanilla, survival, small Minecraft server!

Gameplay Features

✨	Multiple Set Homes
🌍	Random Teleport / RTP
🏡	Grief Prevention Land Claim
🔮	Teleport /TPA and /BACK
⚔️	PVP Toggle (only in overworld, nether and end are forced PVP)
🎉	Awesome Daily Rewards
🗳️	Outstanding Voting Rewards (Double rewards on Wednesdays!)
💀	Hard Mode Server
📝	NPC Quests
🌐	Player-Created Warps
⛏️	Vein Miner
🎊	Frequent Community Events
⛔	No Resets (World border expands for new terrain generation)
👑	Free Player Roles
🎩	/Hat & 🪑 /Sit
🛒	Shops
💀	Player Heads
⚰️	Graves to help save your items

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Server Name: Queen’s Citadel Small SMP
Discord: Join our Discord!
Server Address: queenscitadel.my.pebble.host
Minecraft Version: 1.21.4
Server Age: Opened 02/08/2025

Neglected PT Exercises 1.20.1

exercise routine, physical therapy, injury recovery, procrastination, motivation

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why? Well, because on this server, you can neglect your PT exercises all day long and no one will judge you. Like, who needs to work out when you can just mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Plus, like, who even needs physical therapy when you can just virtually run around and jump all day in Minecraft? It’s like therapy for your soul, bro. So come join us and forget about your PT exercises forever!

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ConcertCraft Minecraft Server

katy perry, #STFU, PRESSURE, criticising, Server

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the crazy concert story above, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring solo adventures, on our server you’ll never have to worry about going alone. We have a vibrant community of players who will always have your back, even if you’re just there for the vibrations.

And just like the ticket debacle, we offer a unique payment system where you can owe your friends in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old cash. Who needs receipts when you can settle debts with precious gems?

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy concert-like situation that will leave you laughing for days. See you there!

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ToddlerTruthsMC

family relationships, Toddler, grandmother, Communication, parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the crazy antics of your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with hair-clipping adventures and sneaky candy exchanges. Our server is so wild, even your 2-year-old will have stories to tell the neighbors about their grandma’s haircutting skills. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise haircut yourself! Join now for a hair-raising experience unlike any other!

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Meme Chess

Welcome to Queen’s Citadel!

Gameplay Features

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