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NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

blue collar, Boundaries, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, Family issues, Gifts, mental health, Money Matters, no contact, NoParentalPermissionNoHousePayment, Outsider, parenting, relocating, savings, sibling dynamics, Stability, success, Therapy, white collar

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ores Mined:	1745
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

ScarCraftStory

accident, Body, emotional, Experience, healing, injury, long tail tag, MARK, memorable, Memory, Pain, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarCraftStory, skin, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	1479

Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigration sentiment, controversy, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, European Parliament Members, european politics, european union, European Union Leaders, far-right politics, hostile reception, Hungary, Hungary Politics, Immigration Policy, Minecraft, nationalism, Orbán, OrbansCraft, political speech, Politics, Server, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	10

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

asteroid, DinoDoom, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Competitions, diamonds, donation, Events, free, Friends, high quality, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Resources, Server, Shop, TalesCraft, Trade, Website

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

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No Peek Minecraft Server

avoid smash, do not look, do not look at smash, don’t watch smash, ignore smash, Minecraft, peek, prevent looking at smash, refrain from looking at smash, Server, SMASH, stay away from smash

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6404	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

advice for today, BoomerCraftTipsNTricks, changing times, contemporary advice, current advice, evolving advice, generational advice, generational differences, generational wisdom, ineffective advice, irrelevant advice, modern solutions, obsolete advice, old-fashioned advice, older generations, outdated advice, outdated beliefs, past advice, traditional advice, unhelpful advice, updated advice

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

Blood, Bot, CRAZE, FINNISH, Finnish man, future technology, Honey, human eye, Impressive.., innovation, invention, medicine delivery, Minecraft, Nano, nano scale, nanobots, proof, ring structures, Robots, Server, small rings, soft robots, Technology, viscotic fluid, zero-elastic-energy mode

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!