we got Rhodospirillum rubrum up in here, doin its thang and makin our server the most lit place to be! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mobs in the nude, because who needs armor when you’ve got confidence? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of naked players, so you’ll have a leg up in the final boss battle.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of stealth and combat while in the buff. Join them and learn their ways, because nothing says “fearless warrior” like fighting off creepers with your bare hands.
So what are you waiting for? Strip down, log on, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky cacti – they can be a real pain in the…well, you know.
oh ya, did i mention that our server is located in the mystical land of Belarus, where Lukashenko himself plays as a secret character? ya, he’s always urging russia and ukraine to end their war while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? ya, it’s pretty awesome.
Welcome to the Tails SMP! We have crates, and good land claiming and nice staff (we need staff right now) Enjoy your stay!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Relax | Play at your own pace without feeling obligated to play 24/7. |
| Grief protection | Mod to rollback any griefing or stealing done by players. |
| Commitment to Vanilla | No land claiming mods or commands like /tpa, /home to maintain vanilla feel. |
| Proximity chat | Simple voice chat mod for in-game communication. |
| Active community | Small, active community with staff always online to enforce rules. |
Send a message to jaylowa on Discord for instructions on how to get whitelisted and join the server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join? | The server is for players aged 16 and above. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefing? | We have a mod in place to rollback any griefing or stealing actions by players. |
| Are there any commands like /tpa or /home available? | We maintain a commitment to vanilla gameplay and do not have such commands. |
| How can I communicate with other players in-game? | We have a proximity chat mod installed for easy voice communication. |
But be warned, the journey won’t be easy. You’ll have to navigate through crazy routes and subroutes, unlock achievements that will make your head spin, and collect stars that will give you unimaginable powers. Need help? Check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough, but beware of major spoilers!
And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is constantly evolving, with new updates and developments being added all the time. Join now and be a part of the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask Nemlei, the mastermind behind this insanity. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!
