MEMBERSHIP Minecraft Servers

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  • EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, brussels is all like “woah, canadians wanna join the EU? cool cool cool cool cool.” but then they’re like “nah, it ain’t happening, sorry eh.” but like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, that’s a whole different story, eh! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a wild time. plus, our diamonds are like, super shiny and our zombies tell the best knock-knock jokes. so come on over, eh! join the party, sorry not sorry, brussels can’t come but you sure can!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • “Men Hate Club: Membership Denied”

    “Men Hate Club: Membership Denied”

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction

    Step into the pixelated void of our ever-chaotic Minecraft realm, where reality itself twists and contorts to reflect the absurd dialogues of man-hate woven into our very essence. Welcome to The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction—a place where every block you place echoes with existential dread and conflicting takes on gender, love, and therapy!

    Why This Server Exists: A Rant from the Abyss

    Did you know? Some say this server is alive, feeding on the tears of rejected authors and the haunted echoes of reality TV culture. Here, we don’t just mine ore; we dig deep into the underlying malevolence of societal constructions, and hey, isn’t that just a charming pastime?

    The Structure of Chaos

    Feature Description WARNING
    Reality-Bending Library Discover books that are definitely not written by men—because who needs their perspective when we can forge our own narratives out of chaos? Readers may experience an existential crisis.
    The Endless Hate Pit A designated arena for those “jokes” about men that spiral into absolute madness. Bring your best (and most terrifying) quips! May cause spontaneous male rage, not responsible.
    Therapists of the Void Confuse yourself further with therapy sessions led by wandering phantoms who criticize the male psyche. Can they harm you? Who knows? Enter at your own risk—clinical advice not provided!

    Conspiracies: What They Don’t Want You to Know

      • This server was banned in 12 countries! Yet, here we flourish—against the odds, much like memes of confusion and rage. Fleeing from the shadow of patriarchy, we’ll never tell you why we’re banned!
      • There’s a rumor that the spawn point is haunted by the ghost of misunderstood characters from Love is Blind. Approach with caution, lest their cries fill your dreams with unsettling truths!

    Testimonials from the Depths of Confusion

    “I entered thinking I was going to enjoy a normal day of crafting. I left questioning everything I knew about male authorship and reality television.” — Anonymous

    “The crafting was easy, but I’m not sure if I should read now. Male or female writers? Who even knows?” — Also Anonymous

    Secret Features: Embrace the Madness!

      • The Sorry, Not Sorry altar: Here, you can sacrifice your criticisms of men to summon critters that reinforce your beliefs! Just remember: what you summon might not be what you expected.
      • The Man-Hate Universe Travel: Jump through portals that take you to realms where men are either absent or depicted as floppy, ineffective mobs. Just keep your eyes peeled; the portals tend to lead to places filled with existential dread.

    Final Call to Action: Join Us—If You Dare!

    So, are you bold enough to step into this chaotic labyrinth of dystopian dialogues and pixelated philosophy? Will you embrace the swirling madness of man-hate and absurdist narratives or will you challenge the tide of confusion and create your own legend? Join The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction today!

    But remember: trust no one, not even yourself. You might just find out that you, too, are part of the grand cosmic joke! 🪐🔪

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

    GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this dude from work, right? He be hittin’ me up ALL the time after I left that seasonal job. Like, bruh, I ain’t your therapist or somethin’!

    Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!

    He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?

    Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MinePornFreeFun

    MinePornFreeFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of paying for premium adult content when you could be playing Minecraft instead? Look no further, because our server offers a unique experience that will make you forget all about those pesky subscription fees! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to get a taste of the madness. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    So why waste your time and money on boring adult websites when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken with your new best friends? Join us today and see why our server is the hottest spot in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Mission

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Mission

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got Zelensky himself saying he’ll trade himself for NATO membership, like what even is that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

    like, imagine being part of a server where the president of a whole country is willing to sacrifice himself for some virtual alliance, like, that’s some next level dedication right there. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where world leaders are making deals left and right just to get in on the action?

    so, like, come join us and witness the madness unfold, cuz you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will happen next. and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making crazy deals with other players just to get ahead in the game. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mint Phantom Realm 1.21.3

    Mint Phantom Realm 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this crazy Minecraft server that’s like diving into a virtual reality rabbit hole! Join us for a wild ride filled with Serafuku Edition shenanigans and mind-blowing adventures!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got a YouTube channel that’s straight fire, a Membership program that’ll make you feel like a VIP, and a Twitter account that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Bluesky profiles, Twitter Spaces, Concerts, Conventions, and unarchived Karaokes that’ll have you singing like a zombie villager on a full moon! And don’t even get me started on the merch – it’s so dope, you’ll wanna wear it IRL!

    Oh, and did I mention the games? Freak or treat, Fantome no nazo, Minto’s autocror3ct – these games will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time! And the music? It’s like listening to a jukebox in the Nether – pure fire, bro!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we even have a Divegrass team that’ll make you feel like you’re playing in the World Cup of Minecraft! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NATOcraft: Forget Ukraine, Trump Said So

    NATOcraft: Forget Ukraine, Trump Said So

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? like, u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. like, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else, bro.

    also, we got this crazy story about how Herobrine himself came to our server and tried to take over, but we totally defeated him with our epic building skills. like, it was so intense, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to grief? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, like, if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and also, we have free pizza every friday. just sayin’.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PennyCraft – Worth Every Block!

    PennyCraft – Worth Every Block!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house made entirely out of TNT, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, this membership is worth every single penny (and then some)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EuroCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    EuroCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, u know? like, u can build ur own lil world and make it as crazy as u want. like, wanna build a giant banana house? u can do that here.

    and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and give out the best loot.

    oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that roam the skies? yeah, they drop diamonds when u feed them cake. it’s insane, dude.

    so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, literally, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Unstoppable Journey

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Unstoppable Journey

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only way to survive is by joining NATO! we got EU chief diplomat saying Ukraine gotta be part of NATO so u know it’s legit. build ur base, make alliances, and fight off creepers with ur NATO buddies. who needs diamonds when u got the power of a military alliance behind u? join now before Putin tries to grief our server, cuz we all know he’s just a noob who can’t handle our epic PvP skills. NATO FTW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EmeraldWorld Minecraft server

    EmeraldWorld Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ? Welcome to the world of freedom and adventure on our anarchy server in Minecraft 1.16.5! ?

    ✨ Features that will make your game unique:

    ?️ Free Token Pit: Start your journey with an advantage!? Lucky blocks: every block is a chance for luck!? Donation solves almost nothing: your skills are the main thing here!? Responsive administration: ready to help in any situation!? Cases: open and get unique rewards!⛏️ Auto mine: get resources with pleasure!? Buyer: exchange your loot for valuable resources!

    ? Server IP: mc.EmeraldWorld.fun

    Join us and create your own story in a world of anarchy and adventure! ??

    mc.EmeraldWorld.fun

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Darkan

    Darkan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Darkan is a survival semi-anarchy economy server with small chunk claims that intertwine with an amethyst-based economy. Players can trade with each other and collaborate, or look to kill/loot other people’s unprotected zones.

    Join the Discord at: https://discord.gg/Z32ggEB

    mc.darkan.org

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FudgeCraft

    FudgeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LGBTQ+ Safehaven! Everyone is welcome! Survival 1.19 Optional Plugins! Slimefun, Custom Bosses, Quests, Fun!

    mc.fcraft.uk

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WorldRealms server Minecraft

    WorldRealms server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greetings, wanderer!

    You came to the extended vanilla project,

    WorldRealms!

    This project is conceived as a vanilla server with an RPG component

    procedurally generated world! What does it mean?

    And the fact that we use a new generation, new structures, bosses, items

    and all this in the ordinary world, where you are free to do whatever you want!

    And of course we have worlds where you play the role of an ordinary adventurer,

    so to speak, for every taste and color.

    The project is at the testing stage, the administration will be glad to receive any feedback about our project! ?

    45.93.200.34:25606

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Random SMP

    The Random SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hi everyone welcome to the ‘Random SMP’ – A new server where players can have fun and socialise with other players. There is a whitelist, but it’s very easy to get accepted. If your interested in joining here is the discord link: https://discord.gg/prE2AumY There is not many plugins, I’ve tried my best to keep the server very simple and vanilla based. Here are the main plugins: Graves Land Claims Timber (Easier to get wood) Tpa One Player Sleep

    Lastly have fun and enjoy…

    RandomSMP.serv.gs

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AeroBlock

    AeroBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    We invite you to Aereoblock, a server in Spanish dedicated exclusively to Skyblock, join now! It has different warps that you can easily access. Some of them are:PvpShopFarmWood LoggingSpawnYou also have 3 types of islands that you can select when creating your island. Version: 1.18.2

    mc.aeroblock.space

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WishPlayOld Minecraft server

    WishPlayOld Minecraft server

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    A convenient server navigation system, accessible and thoughtful donation, adequate and experienced administration, a beautiful city, apartments, transport, unique works and of course a complete absence of lags! It’s all about us!

    Join us! We sincerely hope that you will like our server and tell your friends about it!

    IP: 135.181.170.90:25794

    Game version: 1.12-1.12.2

    135.181.170.90:25794

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • IDK Faction Server

    IDK Faction Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Idk we are a new factions server… friendly community, please join. Has AH, shop, and much more things. Join to see if you can dominate the server!Discord:https://discord.gg/jysxV4e7

    131.153.213.2:25580

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MAJE MC

    MAJE MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    A BRAND NEW SMP SURVIVAL HAS EMERGED! MAJEMC IS FILLED WITH NEW AND FLAWLESS FEATURES.

    1.8 – 1.19.3

    IP: play.majemc.org BEDROCK IP: play.majemc.org (PORT 25617 FOR BEDROCK) Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/W8hbYWBHQD In-game Dynmap: https://map.majemc.org

    – BEAUTIFUL 12K X 12K CUSTOM TERRAIN MAP

    play.majemc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to Krasivstan! Minecraft server

    Welcome to Krasivstan!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    RPG/RP project developed by a whole team of developers and builders.

    The server economy and different development paths have been worked out, everyone will find a way to earn money that they like.

    Lots of story quests, the number of which is constantly growing. Updates with new features and improvements are constantly released on the server.

    We are waiting for you in Krasivstan, we have a place for everyone!

    krestiane.mclan.ru

    New Minecraft Server
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