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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2173 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 409213 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
