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PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join Persian boi in his quest to stroke to Persian women getting BLACKED! 😂 Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own outrageous creations while listening to Persian boi’s wild tales of conquest and exploration. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be a part of our ridiculous Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😜🎮

‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	148
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	2591	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	8114
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Post-Coital Pixels

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	7860	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimension Hops:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1420	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!