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JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1404	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Votes:	9830
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

audience reactions, Character arcs, Character development, deaths, dramatic impact, dramatic moments, Early, early deaths, fan reactions, improved show, ITT characters, missed opportunities, missed potential, plot changes, plot twists, potential storylines, RespawnRUs, shocking deaths, show dynamics, shows, storytelling, TV series, unexpected twists., untapped potential

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Farms Harvested:	449
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

bethesda, catastrophe, Community, controversy, Crafting, discussion, Fallout, fanatics, fanbase, Forums, Gaming, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, online discussion, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Repetitive, RPG, Server, Survival, Thread, Vaults, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9749	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!