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Glacier Melt Madness
lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time! -
GlacierPoo Boosted Land Revive
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ VICUNAS IN DA ANDES BE OUT HERE SAVING DA PLANET, BRUH! DEY BE POOPIN’ ALL OVA DA PLACE AND MAKIN’ DA LAND LIT AGAIN AFTER DEM GLACIERS BE MELTIN’. JOIN US AND BE A VICUNA HERO, HELPIN’ DA EARTH AND BUILDIN’ EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS AT DA SAME TIME! #VICUNALOVE #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTVICUNAS -
Glacier Microbe Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where the bacteria are the real stars of the show! forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can explore the diverse and region-specific bacterial microbiomes in glacier-fed streams! watch out for the climate-induced glacier shrinkage though, those pesky glaciers are always causing trouble for our bacterial buddies. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other! -
Ice Age Madness
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!
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GlacialGoneWild
lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle -
GlacierWaveCraft2023
Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!
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GlacierGraveyard
Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got alpine glaciers meltin’ all over da place and guess what? CORPSES of long-lost climbers be poppin’ out like jack-in-the-boxes! It’s like a freakin’ zombie apocalypse but with frozen dudes! Join us if u wanna see some spooky shiz and maybe even make friends with a frozen climber, who knows? It’s a wild ride, bro! -
FemCraft: A Modern Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the oppression of pop-psychology feminist buzzwords? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for uncomfortable, uncharismatic, and downright ugly men who just want to play some blocky games without being judged.Join us and experience the thrill of skulking back into your hole without fear of being coerced or censored by entitled individuals. Our wiser traditions tell you not to listen to your immoral sexual feelings, so leave them at the door and come build with us.
Don’t let the haters tell you that your pain and feelings aren’t valid – on our server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a dangerous incel. So come on down and punch down with us while we laugh at the pseudo-intellectual excuses of the entitled masses. Join now and let’s build a world where awkward interactions are celebrated, not shamed.
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NoSisILAllowed grief-free zone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with stolen diamonds, family feuds, and epic confrontations.Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner. Witness the epic battles between players as they fight for justice and revenge.
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and solving mysteries. Will you be the hero who exposes the thief in our midst, or will you be the one causing chaos and drama?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
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Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only party we care about is the Creeper Party! Watch out for exploding surprises around every corner as you navigate through our wild and wacky world. Who needs Biden when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Join now for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy Creeper Kingdom!