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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7515 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 9728 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
Forget about the stresses of your real-life job and immerse yourself in a land where the only job you have is to have fun! Our server offers insane challenges and mind-blowing quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of blocky NPCs.
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