Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
103/100 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
19 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
403 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
0 |
Treasure Maps Found: |
13 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
9 |
Gryphons Tamed: |
1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Farms Harvested: |
973 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: |
10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
4 |
Void Armor Forged: |
25 |
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