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Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, Quality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Votes:	9573	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Funky Fudge Factory

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	166	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	6533	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9426	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	4012	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?