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BoobieCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mines Excavated:	3514
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Melons Madness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Whimsical Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, attraction, black men, Communication, Cultural differences, Curiosity, Diversity, Echoes, Interracial Relationships, love, online dating, prejudice, race relations, relationships, social media, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, Understanding, WHIMSICAL, white women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Towns Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Bro, if you wanna know the answer to that burning question, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got black sheep, white sheep, all the sheep you could ever dream of. And let me tell you, the white sheep go crazy for the black sheep on this server. It’s like a virtual jungle fever party up in here! So if you wanna understand why white women love black men online, you gotta log on and see for yourself. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Conan’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8530	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild party hosted by Conan himself! Picture this: Conan O’Brien is the mayor of our server, and he’s always throwing crazy events like llama races and sheep shearing competitions. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to have a dance-off with Conan himself! So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

BlockBuster Season 1

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5494	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Season 1 of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, battling mythical creatures, and discovering hidden treasures. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons waiting to be found!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly server events. From epic PvP battles to scavenger hunts with prizes worth more than a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream!

BangCraft: Survivors’ Descent

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	3429
Ores Mined:	6800	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like being on a plane in Azerbaijan but without the bangs and crashes, just pure epicness. we got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and skeletons that do the macarena. it’s a party in the minecraft world, and u don’t wanna miss out. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are weirder than survivors on an Azerbaijani plane!

Blocky Boobies: Less Cancer, More Fun!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden passages to explore.

we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!

North CRAFT

24/7 server, alts allowed, approved alts, banter allowed, chill owner, clear rules, Craft, discord server, friendly community, jokes allowed, looking for mods, New server, No Griefing, No Hacks, No Keep Inventory, no racism, No-Claims, north, PvP, raid restrictions, Semi Vanilla, server ip, set home, Tprandom teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to North Craft!
We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Welcome to North Craft!

We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.

No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.

RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.

Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.

Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.

We may be looking for mods👀

Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months.
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission.
Are jokes and banter allowed on the server?	Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like.

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

Appearance, beauty standards, celebrity look-alike, celebrity transformations, controversial transformations, cosmetic procedures, debate, extreme transformations, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Master, media scrutiny, Minecraft, personal choices, physical enhancements, plastic surgery, plastic surgery disasters, plastic surgery mishaps, public perception, Sandrine, self-image, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	272
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Lair

Adulthood, Boundaries, Children of Narcissists, coping mechanisms, EgoCraft, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Healing Process, inner child healing, Lair, mental health, NARCISSISTS, personal growth, resilience, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-esteem issues, Struggles, support systems, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Animals Bred:	200	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, haunted by memories of your narcissistic parents? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their toxic behavior! Our community of survivors will help you heal and thrive in a world where the only creepers are the ones you can actually see coming. So come on, join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!