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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1912 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 300914 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.