Melonicraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Meloni, Greenland, trump, force, strategy

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

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MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Trumps, Matteo Salvini, trump, Europe, italy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

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MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

anti-terrorism, expels, Meloni, MeloniCraft, pro-Hamas

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

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WanderlustCraft Minecraft Server

travel tips, Tourists, destinations, local communities, Minecraft

Yo, listen up, fam! If you’re tired of those boring ol’ tourist traps in Europe, then come join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time sightseeing when you can be building your own virtual empire, amirite?

Picture this: You’re chillin’ in your virtual castle, sippin’ on a virtual potion, when suddenly a herd of virtual sheep come prancin’ by. You gotta protect your kingdom from those wooly intruders, man! It’s a battle for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map. Find ’em and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual diamonds, bro! Who needs to visit the Louvre when you can be swimmin’ in treasure, right?

So forget those anti-tourism protests, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Plus, we have virtual snacks. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with virtual snacks, am I right?

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KyivCraft: Stop Russian Terror!

military aggression, kyiv, violence, Attack, civilian casualties

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we stop Russian terror like Zelenskiy! We fight off evil mobs like Putin and his minions, protectin’ our precious blocky world from destruction! Plus, we got a children’s hospital in Kyiv that needs savin’ from creepers and zombies, so come help us out and be a hero! Join now for epic battles and crazy adventures, cuz together we can stop the madness and build a better world in Minecraft! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥💥

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SkyRunFitCraft

LIMITATIONS, flying, Sci Fi, human abilities, FANTASY

hey u! u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, on dis server, u can fly like a bird with no wings! u can soar through da sky like superman on steroids!

imagine dis, u flyin around buildin ur dream house in da clouds, makin all da other players jelly of ur epic skills. u can be da ruler of da skies, da king of da clouds!

so come join us on dis server where gravity is just a suggestion and da possibilities are endless! fly high, my friend, fly high!

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HandwrittenHilarity

Technology, creativity, memory retention, handwriting, thinking

So, like, have you ever thought about how writing by hand is, like, way better than typing for thinking and learning? Like, seriously, there’s some super important stuff happening when you’re scribbling away on paper. It’s, like, all about those cognitive benefits, man.

Join our Minecraft server and, like, experience the power of hand-written notes in a digital world. Your brain will, like, totally thank you for it. Plus, we have, like, magical pens that make your builds ten times cooler. True story, bro.

So, like, come join us and unleash the true potential of your brain while crafting epic creations. Who needs typing when you have the power of the pen, amirite? Let’s get scribbling, my dudes!

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BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

democrats, Unity, Backstabbing, Campaign, election

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

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SpaniCraft Server

la liga, rules, spain, decision, match

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

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FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Support, Server, family dynamics, Disappointment, MONEY

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

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