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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4604 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1961 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
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