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MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	194
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4848
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	2495
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2360	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1832	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	83	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Emeralds Found:	4524
Villages Defended:	15	Potions Brewed:	176
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	7595	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5397	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	200
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7558	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Crops Grown:	7011	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!