Melbourne MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Down Under Minecraft Server

Server, Australian Landscape, Aussie culture, waking up, travel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

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MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!

hezbollah, Terrorism, terrorism charges, political allegiance, foreign influence

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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A Flock of Llamas Minecraft SMP

bummers, AFL, Competition, Victoria, FINALS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and not take anything too seriously! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!

3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.

4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.

5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.

So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BuskerCraft

Melbourne, News, Decades, peacekeeping efforts, Public Safety

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even buskers get attacked by protesters in melbourne jus to get a piece of da action! like, dis server is so poppin dat it caused da biggest protest in decades! u gotta join dis server if u wanna experience sum real chaos and madness, like u ain’t gonna find dis kind of entertainment anywhere else, i swear! so come on, join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

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BlockWarsExpo: Peaceful Pixels

civil disobedience, peace activism, Land Forces, non-violence, activism

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ANTI-WAR ACTIVIST GROUP EVER!! WE STARTED DISRUPTING A WEAPONS EXPO IN MELBOURNE AND IT WAS EPIC!!! WE BUILT GIANT PEACE SIGNS OUT OF BLOCKS AND THREW VIRTUAL FLOWERS AT THE MILITARY DUDES!! JOIN US AND FIGHT DA GOOD FIGHT IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD!! LET’S MAKE PEACE, NOT WAR, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!! YA DIG?? #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #PEACEOUTBOOMS

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CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

wastewater analysis, Lockdown, public health, substance abuse, drug patterns

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

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Honeymoon Seat Sale Minecraft Server

Asshole, upgraded seat, prick, sale, newlyweds

Are you tired of sitting next to newlyweds on planes who won’t even pay for your upgraded seat? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to judge you for keeping your premium economy seat all to yourself. Who needs newlyweds on their honeymoon when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and leave the drama at 30,000 feet!

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PronounceCraft

self correct, Accents, PronounceCraft, geography, Utah accent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all accents and pronunciations, no matter how jarring they may be! Are you tired of being judged for saying “Haiti” the French way? Well, on our server, you can say it however you please without fear of being called an asshole!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian food names pronounced in their original language, French geography lessons, and a whole lot of confusion for everyone involved. Who needs a standard Utah accent when you can have a melting pot of linguistic chaos?

So come on over and join our server, where communication is a challenge and pronunciation is a free-for-all. Embrace your inner language rebel and let your words run wild!

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AussieCraft Minecraft Server

Cook, Outback, Wollongong, gold coast, British foothold

Looking for a Minecraft server as unique as Australia itself? Look no further, mate! Our server is like the Land Down Under of the gaming world – full of interesting wildlife (no drop bears, we promise), diverse biomes (including a rare Vegemite biome), and even a virtual Gold Coast for you to explore.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own penal colony, just like the early settlers did! Or try your luck in the virtual Gold Rush, where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player on the server. And don’t worry, our Eureka Uprising event is totally optional – but who wouldn’t want to participate in a virtual rebellion for fun?

So grab your pickaxe and your best Aussie accent, and join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there. G’day, mate!

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Crafty AF Land

Saints, brisbane, GWs, Melbourne, Swans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Swans vs Carlton game? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Join now and experience the thrill of battling it out like Collingwood vs Adelaide at the MCG!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it’s like GWS vs Western at ENGIE Stadium on steroids! And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we’ve got Saints vs Dockers at Marvel Stadium, where anything goes!

And if you’re still not convinced, how about Lions vs Richmond at the Gabba? It’s a showdown of epic proportions that will leave you on the edge of your seat! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of Essendon vs North at Marvel Stadium, where the stakes are higher than ever!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Port vs Hawthorn at Adelaide Oval, where the competition is fierce and the battles are legendary! And if you’re up for a challenge, don’t miss Eagles vs Melbourne at Optus Stadium in Perth, where the action is non-stop and the excitement never ends!

So come on, join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of the ultimate showdowns that will leave you breathless and begging for more! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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