– Stay up late mining for diamonds, because who needs sleep when you have shiny rocks? – Stare at screens all night long while building your epic castle, because who needs melatonin when you have virtual blocks? – Do intense parkour jumps in-game for your nightly exercise, because who needs stretching when you can jump around like a maniac? – Read in-game books for relaxation, because who needs real books when you can read enchantment tables? – Drink all the virtual water you want, because who needs to worry about waking up to pee when you can just respawn?
Join now and sleep like a Minecraft pro!
Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (just kidding, we can’t actually do that…or can we?). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.
So why are you still awake at this hour? Because you’re about to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!
imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the power of a well-rested mind! melatonin will give you super strength and make you the ultimate warrior in the game.
plus, melatonin will also help you see better in the dark caves and dungeons, preventing age-related macular degeneration and keeping your eyes sharp for all those pixelated adventures.
so come join us on our melatonin-powered minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing gameplay ever! who needs diamonds when you have melatonin on your side?
Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!
But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.
And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!
Novo servidor Pixelmon Reforged 1.12.2!
Come with us and live an adventure completely different from anything you’ve ever seen before and create your own story!
jogar.mysticpixelmon.com.br
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds to all players who join the server. Who needs a genie when you have a unicorn admin?
3. The Nether in our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides, ghast volleyball tournaments, and pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. It’s the perfect vacation spot for all Minecraft players.
4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds it becomes the ruler of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
This is a new up-and-coming server. At the moment, the server mainly focuses on factions but will be expanding soon.
mc.trivialcraft.net
Elythium. Are you looking for a server with a friendly community, cheap ranks, good and well-configured modalities, with very good game quality? Then you are in the right place. Elythium is a server created for you. # Modalities – KITPVP – BOXPVP # Important The server is in beta phase and may have some bugs. Any type of bug/error, comment on the Server Forum. # Discord https://discord.gg/3tcwUfeYS6 Ip: Elythium.net # Availability: Java and Bedrock. Thanks for reading. We are waiting for you in Elythium!
elythium.net:25576
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will give you insider trading tips in exchange for your best carrot crops. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So why haven’t you joined yet? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the richest player in the Minecraft universe. Who needs stocks when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft financial domination!
Enter the world of Balkania, a server where a community of Minecraft fans from all over the Balkans gathers on a unique map and an unforgettable gaming experience. Balkania is not just a place to play – it’s a place to meet, compete and create alliances with players from all over the region. With a wide range of mods, mini-games and regularly organized events, the server provides unlimited possibilities for every Minecraft enthusiast.
Balkaniamc.com
(ps The server runs on versions 1.8-1.19.x)
Minecraft server JustMine invites you to join the exciting world of mini-games! Here you will find BedWars, KitPVP and Creative+, where every player can find something to their liking. Our mini-games will provide you with exciting gameplay and a lot of positive emotions.
On the JustMine server you can appreciate our advantages:
1. Inexpensive donation – we offer a variety of products for players at affordable prices. Buy unique skins, items and effects to stand out from other players.
2. Adequate admins – our administrators are always ready to help you understand the rules of the game, answer questions and solve problems that arise. You can be sure that your game will be played comfortably and without violations.
3. Cozy lobby – our server has a beautiful and comfortable lobby where you can enjoy the atmosphere of the game and prepare for the upcoming battles.
The JustMine server is a great place for fans of mini-games in Minecraft. Join us, enjoy the game and share your impressions with your friends!
5.188.118.142:30204
But wait, there’s more! Check out our schedule to see when Neuro-sama will be blessing us with her presence, and don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X (whatever that is) for even more AI shenanigans. Need a break from the madness? Watch some of Neuro-sama’s music and clips or dive into our educational resources to learn more about AI (or just enjoy the chaos).
And if you want to show your support for our AI overlord, check out our merch and rock some Neuro-sama swag while you conquer the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution!