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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1711 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2703 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the players on this server, they’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high. One time, we had a player who built a giant toilet made out of diamonds just because he thought it would be funny. And you know what? It was hilarious!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not, that’s why!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Except for the rule that you have to wear a tutu while playing, because why not add a little extra flair to your gaming experience? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, and let’s get wacky on this server that’s like a circus on steroids!
