Meijers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	129558
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	4576
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7669
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Community, cross-cultural relationships, cultural exchange, diaspora studies, Diversity, economic opportunities, egypt, expat life, expatriates, global connections, historical ties, immigration, Indian community in Egypt, Indian diaspora, integration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, overseas Indians, Palace, Pharaohs, PIXEL, Server, South Asian diaspora

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4370	Crops Grown:	4744
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is like the Egypt of the gaming world, but with a twist – we have a massive Indian diaspora! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of Indian gamers stumbled upon a magical portal while playing Minecraft and ended up in our server. And they loved it so much that they decided to stay and build their own little virtual India within our world.

Now, you might be thinking, “But why should I join this crazy server?” Well, let me tell you, our Indian district is filled with amazing builds, delicious virtual food, and even a virtual Bollywood dance club where you can show off your best dance moves. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time.

So come on down to our server and experience the best of both Egypt and India in one epic Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming a part of our wacky virtual family!

Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, anti-White, attention seeker, banned user, Christian, controversial, disruptive behavior, DIVISIVE, Internet Troll, Johnny, Johnny boy, johnny’s, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, Online Community, Provocative, shilling, smp, social media, spamming retard, troublemaker

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!

MommyIssuesMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Divorce, emotional response, Expectations, family dynamics, family gatherings, Guilt, mixed family, MommyIssuesMC, overreacting, parenting, Pregnancy, regret, Relationship Repair, Resentment, second mom, Siblings, step siblings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being treated like the family servant? Do you feel like you’re expected to do everything for everyone without getting any appreciation in return? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly being taken advantage of!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you’re the boss! No more sacrificing your dessert for your little sister, no more being told that you’ll always be expected to take care of everyone. Here, you can be the queen or king of your own castle without any expectations weighing you down.

Forget about real-life drama and join our server where you can be whoever you want to be without any strings attached. Build, explore, and create your own world where you call the shots. Say goodbye to being treated like a doormat and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate ruler. Join now and reclaim your power!

DescendantEmpMC SMP

#revelation, Ancestry, Bloodline, descendant, DescendantEmpMC, discovery, emperor, family history, Genealogy, heritage, historical, Identity, Imperial, Legacy, lineage, Noble, reaction, Regal, Royalty, smp, Surprise, Throne

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Imagine logging onto our Minecraft SMP and discovering that you are actually the long-lost descendant of an ancient emperor! That’s right, your Minecraft character is royalty, baby! Join our server and uncover the secrets of your royal lineage while building epic castles and ruling over your subjects (aka other players). Will you be a benevolent ruler or a tyrannical despot? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some seriously epic role-playing shenanigans. So come on, join us and claim your rightful place on the throne!

MineCraftyHacks

boost productivity, effective work habits, improve efficiency, Increase productivity, maximize efficiency, MineCraftyHacks, productivity hacks, productivity strategies, productivity techniques, productivity tips, productivity tools, task prioritization, Time management, time management hacks, time management skills, time-saving techniques, time-saving tips, work efficiency, work faster, work productivity, work smarter not harder

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you wish there was a way to build your dream castle without spending all day collecting resources? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate productivity hack – a magical pickaxe that mines blocks with just one click! That’s right, no more wasting time breaking blocks one by one, just click and watch the resources flow in.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who once built an entire city in just one day! Rumor has it he’s so fast, he can place blocks before you even see him move. Join our server and maybe you’ll have a chance to challenge Speedy Steve to a build-off and see if you can keep up with his lightning-fast building skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of instant mining, the excitement of building at breakneck speeds, and the chance to meet the one and only Speedy Steve. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

CraftyHolocaustEdu Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, British education system, CraftyHolocaustEdu, curriculum development, Education policy, educational reforms, educational standards, genocide awareness, historical atrocities, historical events, history education., Holocaust denial, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, human rights education, Jewish history, Minecraft, PM Starmer, political leaders, Server, UK curriculum, UK Government, world war II

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	9779	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Emeralds Found:	2237	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you wanna join cuz we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not even kidding, bro.

our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with your bare hands. it’s like a never-ending party where the blocks are made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join our server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TrudeauCraft: Vote of No-Confidence

Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, federal government, government crisis, justin trudeau, leadership challenge, no-confidence vote, NoConfidence, opposition party, plunging popularity, POLITICAL CRISIS, political downfall, political instability, political scandal, Political Support, political turmoil, prime minister, public opinion, public trust, TrudeauCraft, Vote, vote of non-confidence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Star Shards Collected:	53	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so like, have you heard about this crazy server where justin trudeau is like, facing a no-confidence vote? i know, right? it’s like, the most epic drama ever in minecraft history. you gotta join this server to witness the madness unfold.

like, imagine being in a virtual world where the fate of a country’s leader is hanging by a thread. it’s like a virtual reality soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

if you wanna be part of the chaos and see if justin trudeau can survive this crazy no-confidence vote, then you gotta join this server. it’s like, the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

GhGRPL Plant Power Server

abiotic stress, agricultural innovation, biotechnology, biotic stress, crop improvement, environmental stressors, genetic engineering, GhGRPL, near-future prospect, Plant, plant biology, plant development, plant enhancement, plant genetics, plant health, plant resilience, plant science, power, research findings, Server, stress factors, stress resistance, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	7386	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, u know how plants r always getting stressed out by, like, the weather and bugs and stuff? well, dis server has this super cool thing called GhGRPL that makes plants super tough and resilient. like, they become like hulk plants or something, ready to take on anything that comes their way.

join dis server and watch as ur plants become unstoppable forces of nature. no more worrying about pesky bugs or bad weather ruining ur crops. with GhGRPL, ur plants will be like the superheroes of the garden world.

so come on, join dis server and witness the amazing power of GhGRPL. ur plants will thank u for it, trust me.