Meijers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft

addiction, attachment, Behavior, BLOCK, can’t quit, compulsion, Craft, craving, cravings, dependency, Fixation, Habit, habits, Irresistible, longing, Need, Obsession, PERSISTENT, QUIT, uncontrollable, urge, vice

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!

RoadKillRptExposé

Accountability, activism, Corruption, cover up, crime, Ethics, freedom of speech, Indian, investigation, Journalism, Justice, Media, Murdered, press freedom, reporter, road contract, RoadKillRptExposé, Tragedy, transparency, Truth, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Star Shards Collected:	113	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya why u should. first of all, we got a crazy story for u. one time, this indian reporter was playin on our server and he found out some shady stuff about a road contract. next thing u know, he’s murdered! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, u won’t get murdered on our server (hopefully).

also, we got some sick builds on here. like, we got a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. and we got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt tryin to find it.

so, if u wanna join a server with drama, crazy builds, and hidden treasures, then u gotta join us. plus, u might even solve a murder mystery along the way. who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?

Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom

#sustainability, agriculture, Bee, Biodiversity, Bloom, boom, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, fertile, fertiliser use, flower numbers, global implications, insect populations, long-term effects, Nitro, nitrogen fertilisers, Party, Pesticides, pollinating insects, Pollinators, research, scientific findings, study

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	201	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!

Verse Singer Network 1.20.5

#utawaku, 1.20.5, covers, Hiiragi Yuka, HIMEHINA 7th Anniversary Live, HIMEHINA Live 2024, hololive 6th fes, Hoshimachi Suisei, IORI MATSUNAGA, Life Like a Live!9, Lir.E 1st ONE MAN LIVE, Live, mori calliope, Network, Nippon Budokan Live, Nornis Orchestra Live, Originals, Otogibanashi ver1.35_Alternative, Sanrio Virtual Festival 2025, Shirakami Fubuki, Singer, SINKA LIVE SERIES EP.Ⅵ, Suzumi Nemo, Tacitly 4th One-Man Live, Tsukino Mito 2nd Solo Concert, ULTRA ANIME FES 2025, verse, Virtual Music Award 2025, virtual singer, vsinger, VSinger StarS Vol.1, 子午計畫 Meridian Project

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Animals Bred:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8600
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of VSingers? We’re talking virtual singers taking the industry by storm with originals, covers, utawakus, and even live performances! It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

Join our Minecraft server for a virtual music experience like no other! We’ve got upcoming lives that will blow your mind, from Hoshimachi Suisei at Nippon Budokan to Shirakami Fubuki’s Solo Live “ANTHEM”! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! How about the ULTRA ANIME FES 2025 ft. Nanami Urara and Aikatsu Academy? Or the Life Like a Live! event that promises to be as wild as a “fantastic invader”? It’s gonna be a party, my peeps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the virtual music world of VSingers! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

CraftyAncients

Advancements, Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Civilization, CraftyAncients, culture, discoveries, Evolution, History, Innovations, inventions, knowledge, misconceptions, Older, perspective, recent, Surprising, Technology, timelessness, Timeline

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8956
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a fine wine – it’s been around for so long that it’s practically a dinosaur in the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we uncover the ancient secrets of Minecraft that have been hiding right under our noses this whole time. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic from a bygone era. But don’t worry, we’ve kept it up to date with all the latest mods and features to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient burial ground, and that the spirits of long-gone gamers haunt the virtual halls. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that await you in our haunted server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our ancient Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing on a piece of gaming history. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this virtual time capsule!

AntiSemiticGrieferGone

Amsterdam, Amsterdam club, Amsterdam entertainment, antisemitic threats, AntiSemiticGrieferGone, Boycott, Cancel, CANCELLATION, club, comedian’s show, comedy, discrimination, Dutch club, Entertainment, Event, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israeli comedian, Performance, Show, Threats

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

acrophobia, anxiety, behavioral therapy, Crafty, exposure therapy, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Healthcare, Heights, immersive experience, innovation, mental health, Phobia, PROMISING.., psychological treatment, Technology, Therapy, therapy session, tool, Treatment, virtual environment, virtual reality, vr

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bike ride, Cock, cock massage, Coke, creampie, ETERNAL, fetish, Fingers, gay bathhouse, German gangbang porn, grandad, GRINDR, Lube, Mirrors, Mountains, older men, Perverts, PIXEL, plaything, private stall, Realm, sauna, whore

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	329698
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

MedicatedMinecraft

40th birthday trip, Amsterdam, bipolar II, cruise, disrespectful behavior., Europe trip, family dynamics, germany, gossip, Iceland, impulsive decisions, London, MedicatedMinecraft, medication, mental health, motorcoach tour, Paris, personal boundaries, switzerland, train itinerary, travel discounts, uninviting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!

ConfidenceCraft SMP

arrogance, Assertiveness, Cockiness, Confidence, ConfidenceCraft, Egotism, humility, pride, self esteem, self reliance, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, self-confident, self-importance, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5234	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a unicorn, amirite?

And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.