Meijers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	4047
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	4503
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	3654	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crops Grown:	5538	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ores Mined:	3214	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	3834	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.