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CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	2917
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	345855	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	5942
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3964

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	662626	Farms Harvested:	612
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ores Mined:	8896	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5134
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!