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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5927 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!
