Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

destination wedding, uninvited guest, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest advice, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest dilemma, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest etiquette rules, wedding guest faux pas, wedding guest invitation restrictions, wedding guest list, wedding guest protocol, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6274	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

CraftyHobbyist, creative outlet, enjoyment, favorite hobby, favorite pastime, Fun, hobbies, hobby, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, interests, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, Passion, Pastime, personal time, recreational activities, Relaxation, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

flex, PixelChicks, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crops Grown:	7060	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

Cori Bush, Defeat, democratic party, Democratic primary, election results, grassroots activism, Missouri, political campaigns, political dynamics, political news, Politics, primary election, progressive, progressive agenda, progressive candidates, progressive movement, progressive movement setbacks, Progressive Politics, setback, squad, SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	659056
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge

billion, BLOCK, challenge, CountCraft, Counting, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, counting skills, counting to one billion, impossible task, Math, mathematical challenge, number counting, number sequence, Numbers, numerical challenge, numerical proof, numerical skills, proof

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	608	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Votes:	5830	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”

join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.

but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.

so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

CzechCraft, Czechia, damage survey, disaster response, emergency management, extreme weather, lessons learned, natural disaster, societal impacts, Tales, Tornado, tornado aftermath, tornado damage assessment, tornado damage mitigation, tornado disaster recovery, tornado impact assessment, tornado preparedness, tornado recovery, tornado risk assessment, tornado safety measures, tornado warning systems

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.

Samsara: Where even ghosts need a whitelist to play Minecraft cross-platform on vanilla SMP 1.21!

Bastions, Biomes, Challenging, Crossplatform, Discord, East Coast, end cities, Ghosts, grave stones, HANDCRAFTED, Hardcore, Landclaim, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, no-frills, Play, Samsara, smp, Structures, Survival, united states, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s world is never monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java AND Bedrock
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Survival

play.samsara.gg

whitelist

landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, giantspawn, grave stones

Hardcore

hard.samsara.gg

no whitelist

just hardcore goodness

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn, just a cozy tavern to stay the night
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, Landclaim, Grave stones
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑

MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	New Chunks Explored:	883410
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Suffering-Free Spain SMP

Beautiful architecture, coastal retreats, cultural experiences, European destination, foodie paradise, Happiness, leisurely lifestyle, long tail tags, Mediterranean charm, peaceful atmosphere, positive vibes, Relaxation, smp, spain, stress free, suffering-free zone, SufferingFree, sunny weather, tourist hotspot, travel, vacation, vibrant cities

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Spain is a suffering-free zone! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.

4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!

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