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Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	292	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4042
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Void Gems Collected:	38	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	2976	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2089	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Star Shards Collected:	233	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2082	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	8546	Towns Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	5351

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	965699
Players Killed by Monsters:	4715	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.